Drinking Game Of Thrones (bk)

Coming at you from Qarthantine, all five friends returned to watch the finale of the Draggos & Doggos Show, one year later. Our takes are microwaved, i.e. they're scalding on the outside, ice-cold in the center. Confusing analogies! Copious eyerolling! Musicals and screaming! We really missed doing this (sort of)! Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

King’s Landing got decimated and SO DID WE. *airhorn sound* A drunken, desperate bid to recall the order of events and make sense of our feelings. This is the penultimate episode (sob!), all about Season 8 Episode 5, “The Bells”.  Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

And after the party it’s… Cersei’s baby shower in King’s Landing, of course, hosted by Qyburn and his Qlavicles! The post-Night King world is all convos, parlays, and f*cking, and honestly we’re #DracarysAF. The gang drinks frosé and gets chatty about Season 8 Episode 4, “The Last of the Starks”. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

We see your “greatest battle in TV history” and raise you the “drunkest episode in podcast history”. Lyanna & Lady Brat tried to murder each other with whiskey for some reason, and might not even talk about everything they’re supposed to. This is all about Season 8 Episode 3, “The Long Night”. We also attempted to livestream this, so there’s lots of confusion and side conversations. We’re so sorry. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

These thirsty girls are horny for that character development! We are full of giant's milk and ready to pod in this highly quotable chicks-only episode of DGOT, talking about Season 8 Episode 2, “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

We've finally got something new to talk about, and we only bungle it a little! Your favorite drunks are back with a Season 8 premiere recap & boy howdy, we're ready for that Universal Studios dragon coaster. The word we are searching for is "astrolabe". Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Listeners, send blow. This is our first and last time rewatching & pregaming Season 7, and we’re not sure we’re gonna make it to the new episodes. In the meantime, be sure to always pee before sheathing your weapon (you might get a UTI).

Do you prefer your hands cold or gold? How chill was that pie? And… Aeg? Her? The conference rooms were all booked so we had to meet on this shaky-ass bridge in a thunderstorm to discuss these important questions about Season 6. 

Nuance? More like BOOance! Lil Glug & company got extremely gin drunk and chatty for Season 5, dear viewers. Lyanna spills on her own rug. Also, The Night’s Watch election definitely happens this season- sorry to Jayne, who was right the first time.

“If you go home with somebody, and they chop up a book, don’t f*ck them.” -some Westerosi Memelord Thoughts on Season Four, a lot of airhorn, and we all drink from a skull. Apologies to Willas Tyrell, who exists. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Listener drinking game: drink every time someone says “problematic”. This is us talking about Season Three, and BONUS: the new trailer. Hype intensifies. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

Four pals drink straight wildfire and discuss Season Two, A Clash of Kings, and rat buckets. 10/10, would torture again. 

All five friends are back for the gear-up to Season 8, getting both deep AND stupid as we discuss the beginning of the story that will henceforth be known as A Book Report of Cold and Hot. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes & more!

It's the big finale! The Gang Brings a Powerpoint Presentation to King's Landing and Qyburn & a reanimated hand have better chemistry than Jon & Dany. Lyanna and Lady Brat have a little hair of the direwolf on Monday afternoon following a particularly rowdy night.

Lyanna & Toast- thots beyond the wall- wanna tell you how, specifically, each of these men can get it. We’ve literally just given up. Here’s the porn we talk about:  https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph597e503d90731

Consumer warning: Plot Armor does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. Jayne, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast discuss "Eastwatch" and mostly suck at it. 5 stars / fuck these people. 

This is a straight-up Loot Trainwreck.  Talking mostly about Bronn- with Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, and special guest Ice. If you recognize his voice, you already listen to too many Game of Thrones podcasts and you should be ashamed.

Debating the age-old question, "Does she like a finger in the bum?" Also, did you know that literally anybody can have a podcast? Starring The Bear, Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Toast the Direllama.

LOOK WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT EVERYTHING WRONG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WATCH & PODCAST DRUNK. But we *can* tell you that Westeros finally got dial-up internet, and everyone is getting high on crushed dragonglass.  With The Bear, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast.

The Season 7 Premiere was a very classy affair where we drank Veuve and said c*nt a lot. With Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, Lady Brat of the Blackwater, and Jayne Snow.