Bitchin‘

Ian triumphantly returns from Coachella — pervy, yellow lens shades intact — and explains how he was converted to the slow, green juice-drinking lifestyle of LA. We sift through the highlights and lowlights from Coachella, including Lorde, Lady Gaga, DJ Snake and Bon Iver. Also, the Heath Ledger documentary is coming soon, and we’ve had a special sneak preview! Songs featured on today’s episode: Homemade Dynamite by Lorde; The Cure by Lady Gaga; Michicant by Bon Iver feat. NAO; It’s All Good by Superorganism; and White Ferrari by Blonde Piano. All of the music featured on Bitchin’ is added weekly to a Spotify playlist called Bitchin’ Bops, which you can listen to here https://open.spotify.com/user/1164892731/playlist/2ZCa8r1yHI8artq4IZ6EvN

Much like the models locked in a stairwell at the recent botched Balenciaga casting, Trey Taylor and Ian David Monroe are starved and trying to make sense of all the debauchery that took place last week. They debunk the Oscars snafu (all Faye Dunaway’s fault), untangle the legalities of playing Lana Del Rey’s latest leak, reconcile with fashion’s downward spiral, and come to terms with Emma Watson’s Vanity Fair cover line. Show us ur tits! Songs featured on today’s episode: Mornings by Gussy; Anoche by Arca; Hood by Perfume Genius; Don’t Kill My Vibe by Sigrid. All of the music featured on Bitchin’ will be added to a new Spotify playlist called Bitchin’ Bops, which you can listen to here https://open.spotify.com/user/1164892731/playlist/2ZCa8r1yHI8artq4IZ6EvN

Trey Taylor and Ian David Monroe make their last minute Oscar predictions for the films Ian didn’t sleep through. What will happen on Hollywood’s biggest night? Will Emma Stone’s eyes pop out of their sockets? Will Dev Patel reveal his dirty little hair secret on the red carpet? Will Moonlight win literally anything? Songs featured on today’s episode: Stay by Zedd, Alessia Cara; Children by Mica Levi; Slide by Calvin Harris feat. Frank Ocean & Migos. All of the music featured on Bitchin’ will be added to a new Spotify playlist called Bitchin’ Bops, which you can listen to here https://t.co/TKhSp9J34w

Lana Del Rey is young and in love, or is it young and beautiful? Old and on Cialis? Either way, her new track “Love” is here and its slow burn sizzle delivers. Plus, we talk about the ring of weed-dealing models who supply Rihanna and Justin Bieber, and Bella Hadid, who is bravely normalizing crying in public.

The Grammys were so bad that Cee-Lo Green wouldn’t even show his face on the red carpet out of shame. Also, resident sweater petter Ian David Monroe reports back from every NYFW party, Calvin Klein goes Americana, and you’ll never guess who makes a cameo in La La Land…