Croncast Season 08 | Life Is Show Prep

First, let us say that we've missed you! Two years is a long time not to say, "Hi". So, "Hi." We're getting warmed up and knocking the dust off everything. Let's take this love story on the road - finding something new, leaving Brooklyn and more await.

Episode: #837 | Length: 31:04 | Format: mp3 & m4a Foot powered machines Video iPods Instructional Videos Armpits are soft Lack of fondling Back wings of hair Construction worker shampoo Mystical Palm Breeze Spray Instructing where to spray What, capri? Athletic cut pants, baby Smells like Blood and Steel Small town Doctors recommend

Episode: #836 | Length: 27:18 | Format: mp3 & m4a The wheels come off Where are the birds? Living in a shadow Lazy generation

Episode: #835 | Length: 31:03 | Format: mp3 & m4a Kris remembers all faces Wife hears another App idea Betsy brings some chill That baby sitter lady

Episode: #834 | Length: 32:03 | Format: mp3 & m4a Back to Beverly Short Week Crank the vibe machine Flipping those finds

Episode: #833 | Length:29:16 | Format: mp3 & m4a Kris rides with lots of strangers Betsy seeks a new Goodwill Is busted with underpriced items Let me take you to the 99 cent store

Episode: #832 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a Betsy goes Vegas Gets a Twenty and a sticky kleenex What happens to your Soul in Vegas, stays Room and board for Kris

Episode: #831 | Length: 53:05 | Format: mp3 & m4a Here's a CD What are you sending me on? Open the store Never tug a man's beard

Episode: #830 | Length: 28:22 | Format: mp3 & m4a No more celebrity jokes Janice Dickenson not funny The bodega guys They are your friends!

Episode: #829 | Length: 32:11 | Format: mp3 & m4a Cold in the Hook Holiday is coming Hanging with Pauly Beverly Hills Living Life is so weird

Episode: #828 | Length: 35:02 | Format: mp3 & m4a Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys! Fruit of the Tree Branded Thanksgiving ITYS Genealogy Turns out, Kris's family is well, Appalachian Aristocracy Visit our friend and artist . . . Mr. Kustera, thank you!

Episode: #827 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a Our family crest What's for the for 40? On with the champaign Atlantic City got it so good Forget this ever happened The Slowsky episodes we mention The famous . . . Mr. Kustera, thank you!

Episode: #826 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a Waking from slumber Adoptable Attacker Attacks Los Angeles is a long ways away

Episode: #825 | Length: 40:01 | Format: mp3 & m4a Happiness is Union Square handing out dogs Give them the keys Upstate on the weekends She should work wildlife rescue Mini San Francisco

Episode: #824 | Length: 31:12 | Format: mp3 & m4a Everyone is in school Backpack war She is V on Orange Is The New Black So over it Missing that one key Acting classes Embracing the chaos I. Told. You. So.

Episode: #823 | Length: 29:12 | Format: mp3 & m4a Everything is everything Got people that came from far The big party 18 years later We kept a lid on it Went really well Big thanks to Tin and Hunter for the food!

Episode: #822 | Length: 17:31 | Format: mp3 & m4a Sup, everybody? Quick and to the point Happy Saturday! Shaking drummer's hands Kris should be a paparazzo Brooklyn got us What kind of store you open?

Episode: #821 | Length: 23:47 | Format: mp3 & m4a Ending up in Brooklyn Like a herd of horses off train You would get swept away, Kris Coming home with a girlfriend All the aging people are there And the kids, baby Girlfriend? I should get a Heather or Madison while there Worried about sunsetting I feel like my career is over Startups are like baseball I am 39. I feel done. More in sense that having me is kind of burden. Di Blasio, don't get me started Luxery of a cab ride, I took it Repositioned in that cab His wife is yelling in some language He is putting up with it, I think Woosh, the toilet flushes It was me if I drove the cab And you were on the other end Yelling and using the bathroom on phone

Episode: #820 | Length: 30:44 | Format: mp3 & m4a Social Media Guru Betsy The .guru domains went on sale today Betsy.guru is a must Engagement, smoke rolls in Spinning dollar signs More smoke What are your KPIs? Hambone undees They are the best and you bought be like 20 pairs I usually buy your underwear at Goodwill Nearly incontinent Dropping it like it is hot Claiming them from the pack Map of Target is imprinted on all women's minds Retail priced Like my mom bought them for me Lady unders sizes don't match the outer size They are like children size Separation because the intimates are 10 sizes smaller The camera event I should really do this Wussing out on the lunch hour Totally a PR thing by an agency A giveaway I really don't take photos of people Out walks a 6'5 model I could make reading cards for prisoners Gotta get over it Need to get some self-esteem I start directing the model Just going to go back to feeling inadequate When you can't win on skill You must win on personality Estate sale glory

Episode: #819 | Length: 24:04 | Format: mp3 & m4a Guys and ladies over touching Part of the ritual of dominance Not mating for life at 17? Touching too much, tooo much As a chic, even in business they touch Now, you are a victim of this everyday Love me or I will drive my Corvette into the river Smothered in affection So cold outside Sexually harassed by co-host The moroseness of the cold You should hire my wife I can flip that Your daughter does not need it We will split the profit I never gave her the money You should feel guilty Where does she live? Next to the McDonalds Introspection, sweaty Badge of honor, my icicles on beard No it is not It looks like you cook meth in an igloo How do stop your PDA? The police like me more We need to change something Too much police contact