Brother Date

Field of Fire | Human Error | InheritanceWhat is my approximate human age? Will my big metal uterus prevent me from having a baby? Am I noble for not telling those close to me the things they need to know but might make them grumpy, gosh?We go DEEEEEP this week on Brother Date! Forensic psychology deep!

Force of Nature | The Emperor's New Cloak | Workforce Pt. IIHow desperate is Geordi for companionship? Did anybody on DS9 call Mark Linn-Baker for advice? Oink oink oink oink oink?Find out on this week's Brother Date! It's a metaphor!

Attached | Prodigal Daughter | Workforce Pt 1Matt does twenty hot minutes on fear and shame, and then it's right into the good stuff. You know, what are we supposed to think Picard and Crusher are feeling at the end of this episode, what are we supposed to believe Ezri is feeling at the end of this episode, how bad is Karry Kim's gas in this episode, all the good stuff you need to hear about Star Trek.Brother Date! Why fitness?

It's Only A Paper Moon | Dark Page | The VoidBrother Date! Privacy?

Phantasms | Prophecy | CovenantThings we can all agree on: LeVar Burton is a wonderful actor and not a great reader. Tom Paris continues to be as dogshit as that cake Troi gave to Data this week. We've got legit Skrain strain now and we can't see that guy anymore.Brother Date! Resolved!

Gambit Pt. 2 | Repentance | The Siege of AR-558Project 2025 returns, not that one but the other one.To whom did we offer an apology after this week's TNG? What side did VOY come down on in the old debate about capital punishment? When was Saving Private Ryan released? Find out, maybe, on this week's Brother Date.Brother Date! I'll destroy this ship if necessary!

Lineage | Gambit Pt 1 | Once More Unto The BreachIf you thought this was the club, that you had walked into the club and your favorite dance-pop songs about Star Trek were playing, and you were just dancing it up with your besties, Tuvok and Neelix... hey man... that's ok. That's kind of what happened this week. This show was FUN AGAIN and you don't have to apologize for enjoying it and for enjoying yourself. Maybe that's the new vibe. Maybe every week will be like such as the club. I don't know if that will happen. I hope it will.I hope it will. - Brother Date.This week's music created on Udio.com.

Interface | Treachery, Faith, and the Great River | Shattered Chako, Janeway, Harry Kim Seska's back but very dim Macrovirus... it matters! I been shatteredBrother Date! Big Apple!

Flesh and Blood | Chrysalis | LiaisonsThis week, we finally find a name for our Star Trek content. We also discuss three winning entries in the canon. Brother Date! Straight to Safeway!

Nightingale | Take Me Out To The Holosuite | Descent Pt. 2After a detailed look at the Annari-Kraylor conflict, we recap the Gabriel Bell Memorial Cup final between the Logicians and the Niners, and finally discuss the rumors of human rights abuses and the use of WMDs by the crew of the USS Enterprise.Brother Date! All the news that's fit to deliver via secret carrier waves.

Descent Pt. 1 | Body and Soul | AfterimageMan, has Lore been responsible for all of this shit all along? For real, though? Who came down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome on Voyager this week? Finally, how did Ezri get into that toilet so easily?Brother Date! OR Sister Date...

Timescape | Inside Man | Shadows and SymbolsIs this the week Sir Pat Stew finally earned that Emmy? Which TNG performers shone brightest on this week's VOY? How do we rate the actor who played Damar's looks?Brother Date! Oink oink!

Critical Care | Image in the Sand | Second ChancesIs it true that if you don't use it you lose it? What are your favorite memories of the planet Tyree? Do you think Pat Stew wore a shirt for his audio recording sessions?Brother Date! It's Shakespeare!

Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the ProphetsIt's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay, Peldor joi, and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball.Brother Date! Preach and amen!

Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | DriveThis week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it.Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and party!

Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of MindI bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited.Brother Date! Join now and get fitted for a flashy "forest-print Marissa" under-the-boots number.

Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and LaceSomebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you."Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended to say or mean!

Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | ValiantThis week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible.Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star Trek for you.Brother Date! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! 

The Reckoning | My Starship | The Haunting of Deck 12How many of DS9's residents and visitors have had powerful orb experiences? Why isn't the name of this week's TNG, "Saddle Mine"? Has Voyager finally found a home for Ray (plural)? Find out on Brother Date! We can no longer be reached for comment!

(redacted) | Life Line | Birthright Pt. 2 | His WayThis week on Brother Date...We deleted another regular segment from the show for good! Home stretch, people. So don't bother writing in to tell us whether Troi deserved that ice cream. Yet another character "becomes" this week, and we're finally introduced to Felix!Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah!