Zoe Nightingale

Get excited!  Calling all weirdos - I'm opening a portal to another dimension -  NSFW to the max.  Lauches this week.  xoxoxox Zoe Superstar Nightingale who has been humbled to her knees recently = BUT i'm figuring it out, AGAIN motherfuckers.  (sorry mom) both for language and attidude and actions.  you def deserved better than me.  xxxxx

FUCK!!!!!! Ben Sheehan, who is a rockstar political/constitutional expert to help me understand how things got so bad, how we can make them better and what each of us can do to fight for the America we want to live in. He's written a book, OMGWTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? This book is like a cheat sheet for this of us who need a refresher course in how our government works. While this isn't the sexiest episode, it's full of really helpful information about how we got here, and how we can make it better, one vote at a time. This is it guys. WINTER HAS COME. Everyone, everywhere has to be doing everything they can to get their friends, family, coworkers, dog walkers, whatever whoever wherever TO THE POLLS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If he wins, well...honestly...I don't even want to go there. I believe in the collective good. I believe in light. VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE. Thank you. Thank you Ben!! Instagram: @thatbensheehen Get his book! www.politics-prose.com/book/9780762498482 Find out all about

This is me, at my lowest.  www.gofundme.com/f/support-zoe-ni…oin-her-vip-club

January 20th 2017...Day 1 of 1300.....the day Lord Voldermorts reign of terror began! What a day it was, the sky was smothered in gray clouds, the air was thick with whatever the opposite of hope is, giant military Hum Vees were parked all over with pods of nervous looking Army guys milling around. Helicopters hovered menacingly, circling the sky, their blades adding to the symphony of fear playing on repeat throughout downtown. Sirens were going off in every direction and it generally felt like we were waiting for god to set the whole city on fire ala Sodom and Gomorrah. I was raised on George Clinton, Gogo and Ben's Chili Bowl. Politics has always been in my blood. I have been to every inauguration possible since my birth. From the moment I got off the train at Union Station, I knew I was entering enemy territory. Mr potato shaped humans, with interchangeable bland wonder bread features were milling around, all topped off with that one glowing red beacon, the "Make America Great Again," hat. I must tell you

I have a giant black hole growing inside my body and this election has helped it zero percent. No matter what happens, we are divided, the scum of the dark recesses from all over this great nation have crawled out of their bomb shelters holding their semi automatic riffles, embolden by the joker smile of an Orwellian megalomaniac who has allowed bigotry, xenophobia and racism to squirm out of the rug it's been hiding under and we are left holding our dicks in our hands looking like the biggest fucking joke country of all time. It's embarrassing. The time is now, there is no choice but to start to heal ourselves and then our immediate communities with unending amounts of pure love and hope that we can band together once again and try to fix this bleeding broken country. Good luck tonight. May the best woman win.

Hey guys this a podcast I did in conjunction with Infamous Podcast by Campside media, about my religious experience at gathering of the jugglalos. ENJOY ! Few musical acts have played the heel as well as the Insane Clown Posse. In 2011, the FBI even classified Juggalos, the group’s rabid fans, as a criminal gang. But still, every year, tens of thousands of fans make a pilgrimage to Legend Valley, Ohio, for a week of all-out debauchery. Zoe Nightingale reports from inside America’s most notorious music festival. Behind every infamous news story is a journalist trying to hold power to account. Join reporters Vanessa Grigoriadis and Gabriel Sherman as they take an in-depth look at the most explosive scandals of this century. From high-profile divorces to sex cults to the lies that started a war, they’ll guide you through the juiciest, most outrageous, celeb-filled stories of the last two decades, and give you a behind-the-scenes look at what it takes to shine an unflattering light on the world’s most powerful pe

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  I feel like Ahab lost in a sea of hatred looking for a great white whale to give my life meaning again. I literally don't know what to do or say anymore. The hate is so deep, the ideology is so wrong. I left this country to get away from this and the moment I'm back I literally trip and land on the laps of two actual real life trump voting, grand wizard loving men. These two were gems. Fathers, business owners, best friends, hard working Americans..and the are the reason Trump got elected.  We are fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. I won't spoil it, but they literally contradict themselves at every turn. I couldn't believe he could say things so diametrically opposed to one another. It was like watching trump himself twirl around chasing his own hair piece. We are so fucked. That's all there is to it. Dudes like this are deciding our future, and honestly I liked them both. This isn't black and white, this is a prism of butt fuckery, and Trump doesn't even have the decency to us

Greeting and salutations my fair weather friends, apologies for my absence, but I needed to take a break from my own brain and reorient my north star. However, I'm back! This is my first humble offering, coverage of the best day of all time, the day that Joe Biden officially won the presidency, and NYC erupted into actual flames of celebration. THIS IS OF COURSE 4 YEARS AGO - THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW. CAN WE DO IT CAN WE ACTUALLY ELECT A POWERFUL BLACK WOMAN AND MAYBE ACTUALLY GET RID OF ALL THESE OLD WHITE SCHMECKLES AND DO ANYTHING FOR A TINY GRAIN OF SAND OF CHANGE? ANYWAY:  In my life, I have never seen this kind of joy. The moment he won, I swear to you, squeals, shrieks, honks, pots and pans clanging, laughter, screams, sirens all instantaneously rolled through NYC like a thunderous cloud blanketing every ear drum in jubliant glee. So, I bought 8 mid priced champagnes, put on a red white and blue outfit, painted stars in my face, put on my FUCK TRUMP NO LUBE camouflage trucker hat that I mad

  HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - NOW, if you would like, I would prefer, with consent, at your consideration, with careful OBSERVATION to be called: DRUMROLL PL$ASE  ZOE(TROPE) - MEANING WHEN I AM SET UP TO FOLLOW LIGHT I MAKE MAGIC OUT OF PLASTIC ( SHOUT OUT TO @bbpictures YOU GENIUS FOR SHOWING ME) I AM NOTHING. I AM EVERYTHING. YOU ARE GOD I AM GOD IT IS ALL THE SAME.  AI IS AMAZING ITS GIVEN ME TOOLS I NEVER COULD USE CUZ I DON"T GET TECH FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE www.zoenightingale.com/burner-guide-2024-edition CHECK OUT JOEE IRWINS WORK HE IS GENIUS @Joeeirwin  THIS SONG WAS MADE BY A BURNER FOR A BURNER USING AI plus INSANE CLOWN POSSE plus LCD soundsystem plus LSD CLOWNSYSTEM  IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON - EVERY DOLLAR HELPS ME GET TO THE PLAYA THIS YEAR - GOTTA CLAP FOR TICKERBELL TO LIVE - CUZ THIS OLD BURNER IS ENERGY AND WELL LETS SEE IF PLAYA CAN PROVIDE 1 TICKET - 1 CAMP WITH SPOT FOR ME FOR THREE DAYS MAX (tuesday / thursday) LOVE THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS BOO

Greetings from the woods! I am hiding out once again in the safety of the trees - away from the voices that distract me from working on MY version of the truth through storytelling. Again - Im trying to learn how to use my voice for good - In a more serious way - and while this episode has a large pause at end I coudn't fix cuz brain isn't working - and it isn't "done" yet, but i've been working on it for so long I just had to just stop and just get it out before I got scrared again that I would get hate messages etc blah forever - I stand in my truth - I am still learning - every day what the "truth" is and what is just trauma + the loudest storyteller in the room (written down too!)  I hope people can hear how much I love Jews / Isreal...and how proud I am of my lineage // my family - BUT THAT WE HAVE TO CHOSE HUMANITY OVER TRAMATIZED TRIBALISM - at least that is what I THINK. I'm open to discussion and to listen.  That's it. I pray for peace, in myself, for everyone who is going through this endless univer

HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - and AI is amazing and look what HAL LOVEMENT MADE FOR ME out of my writing ! BEST SHIT EVER!!! FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE https://www.zoenightingale.com/burner-guide-2024-edition IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON - EVERY DOLLAR HELPS ME GET TO THE PLAYA THIS YEAR - GOTTA CLAP FOR TICKERBELL TO LIVE - CUZ THIS OLD BURNER IS  ENERGY AND WELL LETS SEE IF PLAYA CAN PROVIDE  LOVE BOOBY TRAP AKA ZOE SUPERSTAR NIGHTINGALE WISEMAN  https://www.patreon.com/oralfixation

So lets be "honest" I've been going through one of the MOST difficult times of my lifetime.  WHY - we'll get to the "fact" later - but for now I stand in tribunal against my entire family as to how a series of events over my 40 birthday actually went down. I threw myself a 9 day celebration - two different events - two houses - 75 people at the first event called the Olympics - 50 mostly newer friends people with babies AND MY FAMILY - to a Healing Zen sanctuary called TRUE NORTH. It was - what I "thought"-  THE MOST AMAZING mini burning man and the most incredible testiment to 'ME" and the world I want to build and see - while also being the most challenging insanity I have ever unleashed to pull it off.  At the end of it - my family - who I just wanted to show i was abundant - wealthy - rescourced and that they didn't need worry about me - turned around and reached a verdict collectively  about the version that they projected onto "me" that humbled "me" to "my" knees and lead "them" to go behind my back and

I LOVE YOU MOM. just a reminder.  Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Music: Sia, Elastic Heart Remix by Noah Lampert Cruel Intentions remix - Simian Mobile Disco Note: this was orginally recorded in 2016 and then in 2019 - but the lessons are always the same. I hope i'll do better this time. Fingers crossed.  Shout out to @joeeirwin for helping me celebrate what was my 35 birthday. 

Ok. Yes, fine, my sister wrote a book when I was growing up, called Queen Bees and Wannabees and that book was turned into Mean Girls...and yes part of the book details some really non charming details of how I behaved. I never talk about this because I didn't want to take responsibility for the narrative that Tina Fey made me into....anyway I'm finally ready to share this story because I just turned 40 and well...FUCK IT. 

I've learned alot - and this is something I recorded that I didn't think mattered because it was so heartfelt and had no sex or drugs or anything I used to think mattered to get attention. HEALING AND TAKING CARE OF YOU SO YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF OTHERS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS STOP PRAYING TO FALSE IDOLS IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU HAVE EVERYTHNG YOU NEED TO HEAL YOURSELF. I LOVE YOU. TIMES INFINITI PLUS GOOGLE.   I LOVE YOU MOM I'M BREAKING THE PATTERNS I LEARNED TO HELP ME FORGET MY TRAUMA - AND I WILL BE TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO BECOME SOBER - STOP BELIEVING IN ALL THESE FALSE FUCKING IDOLS THAT HAVE BEEN TEACHING THEM HOW TO STAY ENSLAVED TO MONEY.   

As a Jew raised and Jewish blooded human - who loves Israel and comes from Zionist grand parents -  talking about Israel / Gaza / is hard. It just is - and as someone who prides themselves on speaking my truth - regardless of consequences - I am embarrassed to say that I have  been avoiding this topic at least publicly - on the internet - because DUH this is scary to talk about.  I made like 7 podcasts after October 7th - AND I WAS TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO POST them - because I was scared / I just felt like I needed more education before saying ANYTHING that would publicly anger people more than I already do. I know. It's gross and I geuinely am embarrassed about it. HOWEVER.... let's DO THIS.... I proudly stand by Bassem - and anyone fighting for human decency - and peace.  Since I could think independently - I have spiritually and mentally rejected the propaganda that was shoved down my throat in Hebrew School - and I reject it now.  Being a Jew does not equal being a Zionists. I do not want to be a hurt person

Introducing the ONE and ONLY Thomas Morton I am lucky enough to have met this spectacular combination of Clark Kent meets Martin Q Blank (the vinyl expert from Gross Point Blank). Thomas is a fucking mench, who has had spectacular luck 38 of the 41 years he's been alive but he has lived through his recent ring of fire and THANK GOD is still here to tell us the tale. A Vice writer, and television host for the last two decades, this little cutie and idiot savant (his words not mine) is here to talk to us about what it was like to be handed your DREAM job in his thirties and trolled the world to write for what was once THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD - Vice Media. This is just a mere smidgen of the rockstar shit that has done - but I decided to force him to give me a snippet of the dope ass shit he has done In his Lisa frank colored life. THANK YOU THOMAS You can learn more bout him here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Morton_(journalist) Follow me @drznightinlge Donate to my Patreon :www.patreon.com/oralfixatio

WELCOME to Zoe Vs. China - four of my favorite episodes from my journey's out east. Now this has everything - tears - horror - love - struggle -heart - political unrest - regular peoples hopes and dreams to try to maintain a life in a place that is changing by the fucking second. First things first: China is insane. Hong Kong is literally like being inside of Tron. I have never in my life seen so much wealth, or been so unhappy with the cost of literally everything. It’s an amazing city, but its very difficult to live there. Some of the highest rents on the planet for the tiniest apartments, 29 dollars for a salad, you need to be a member of the Saudi Royal Family to buy gas, laundry detergent costs about one once of gold. However, it is a little fantastic shining metropolis inside of the big belly of the beast that is the People’s Republic of China. Millions and of people are everywhere. Everyone is in designer clothes, everyone has pockets full of cash and suitcases they are stuffing to the literal brim wit

So...how did I end up in Slab City...? Well..it's a long story. But the short version is a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to an anarchy festival next door to a meth head campground where people would be exploding home made bombs and setting cars on fire and I said....maybe? But my curiosity about Slab City had started years ago because let me just give you a brief description of what it is. Slab City is a plot of land that is still technically up for grabs out in the middle of nowhere 3 hours past Indio (Coachella) in California. Travelers, veterans, retirees, anarchists, transgenders, renegades from the law, meth heads, artists, counter culture champions, musicians, families, anyone and everyone can be found here in this tiny little oasis in the desert. There is no plumbing, electricity, mail, police, or taxes. It's a perfect little ecosystem of what can happen when humans are left to organize themselves from scratch and find ways to live in Harmony with nature while having their basic food, shelt