Brine Weekly

Mrs. McClaven fails to retain her Sons.

Mrs. McClaven fails to make a purchase.

Mrs. McClaven fails to find peace in her new vocation.

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly exhume a coffin.

Mrs. McClaven fails to release a man from his personal Hell.

Mrs. McClaven fails to correctly depart a bus.

Mrs. McClaven fails to attend a film.

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Have a ton of vacation days but find your self-worth is tied entirely to your job? Want to have some free time to finally learn how to vape? Want to be able to examine your grandmother's shell collection in peace? Then try a workcation! It's like a vacation, but where you go to work!

Leave your house and get on a plane. Think about popular unaired sitcoms. Think about maybe losing some weight. Then get a little messy on alcohol-free mimosas and say some regrettable things to your S.C.U.B.A. instructor. Remember, it's an acronym, and the 'S' stands for 'sex.'

This week on Brine Weekly, two coal miners make several surprising discoveries about their world and themselves. Meanwhile, in Fever Ditch, Ohio, everyone spends the day at the beach selecting their favorite Beach Bod.

Healthman Cleanbody gives some more useful health tips, before we go to a lonely house somewhere in America's heartland, where two lonely traveling salesmen try to honor the glorious past of their ancient craft. Also, a man fucks a Jeep.

A wife sets out on her own, looking for answers. A great writer's life is remembered. A man puts on his daddy's ridin' boots. The Husky Boys are back in town.

This week on Brine Weekly, we put aside the joke-times and ha-has to discuss a very real issue: Jerkman's Disorder.

As we all know, life is a contest to see who can live to be the oldest and most decrepit. And let me tell you right now: you're losing.

Join us in a pitch black bathroom stall and we'll whisper secrets to each other. You know, secrets to be broadcast around the country. Then we can go get arrested by Boat Cop and celebrate our beautiful wedding with corpse fireworks. This description makes sense, right? I can't really tell anymore.

In honor of our steamy, saucy, 69th episode, we've put together a collection of the hottest sketches we could find.

Becoming a dad is a strange and difficult process, which is why all over the world dads gather to discuss their hopes and fears in a comforting and supportive environment. We take you to one such meeting. Later, you can sit with your dad and watch the 47-hour Baby Baphomet marathon together.

Paige's Pages returns for one last desperate hurrah, Gobbo invites you to join his fan club for a nominal fee, and we share EXCLUSIVE AUDIO retrieved from the highly private and embarrassing double sex therapy sess--wait, have we been here before?

Come in, come in. Lie down with me in this wildly swinging hammock. I have some questions to ask you. Hold on to these electrodes. They'll measure how conductive you are. No, don't worry about it. It's just electricity. It's good for you. Now, what's your earliest Garfield memory?