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Stories this week include: Amazon workers told to write to the Almighty Mascot of Consumerism if they want their prayers answered.  Takeaway goes on charm offensive after receiving backlash for issuing costumer with 1,000 year ban.  Llewelyn-Bowen's 'winter wonderland of magic and drama' closes after reports of rude and unhelpful staff, a broken 'magic train', rubbish cheap unwrapped presents and workmen sat around smoking. Festive season sees rise in penile fractures due to extramarital affairs and sex in unusual locations. Wishing all our listeners a happy and prosperous 2024! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast   Credits: News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://incompetech.com/  

Stories this week include: Inflatable Santa gunned down in suspected drive-by shooting. Hiker drank from puddle and eat tadpoles to survive Texas desert ordeal. Escaped reindeer blocks A-road after fleeing Santa's grotto. Man discovers chopsticks lodged in his brain. Wishing all our listeners a wonderful Christmas and a very happy 2024! Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast   Credits: News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://incompetech.com/  

Stories this week include: Airline serves 'dog food' to business-class passengers in translation blunder. Restaurant in former church targeted by thieves using Bibles as kneepads. Grubhub driver who delivered cup of urine claims it was 'genuine mistake'. Child in stolen forklift leads police on hour-long chase. We discuss the inevitable rise of mech-horses... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast   Credits: News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ “Sunday Morning In The Great Hall” by FoolBoyMedia of Freesound.org

Stories this week include: Escaped lion completely harmless says circus. Queue-line defecation on the rise in the Magic Kingdom. Police hunt suspect who took 'Kum & Go' gas station name literally. Putin 'enlists' Satanic cannibal for Russian frontline. Alex shares another one of his hilarious childhood memories... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast   Credits: News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Stories this week include: Kenny, Tasmania's big potato finally toppled. Cabin crew spot windowpane missing at 30,000 feet. Nudist asked to leave pub after bending for a poppadom. Adult nappy mistaken for bomb aboard flight. Do you care about Belgium...? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Vicar gets stolen house back only to find it full of squatters. Elderly couple allegedly conned out of full rack of ribs. Somerset Gimp banned from wearing gimp suit and ‘crawling, wriggling or writhing’ for five years. Luminous sludge oozing from New York streets completely normal state city officials.  We discover the new John Mooner... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Man gets stuck in traffic cone after sheltering from the rain. Dad punched unconscious at Christening party. Ancient tradition of 'Mischief Night' celebrated in town and cities across the UK. 1977 crisp packet featuring Kevin Keegan centrepiece for sold-out exhibition in Cornwall.  November's here and so are the viruses... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Massive c*ck offers one billion dollars for unfunny joke. Secret ingredient of best-selling Chinese beer revealed. Naked man smears himself with shower gel to avoid capture. King Charles III revealed to have flown classified alien space mission.  We talk hand, foot and mouth and painful testicles... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Customer arrested after faking his twenty-first heart attack to avoid paying restaurant bill. Criminal 'masterminds' kidnap and tortured wrong man. Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball stadium. Man pretends to be mannequin to rob shopping mall. We discuss Faecel Matter's latest release... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Man forced to protect terrified dog from Halloween sound effects.   Police decide to blame Satanists after failing to find missing cat.  Creepy rhyming clown dares cops to take him down.  Wizard of Oz slipper thief soon to discover 'there's no place like home.' 'A cough, a sneeze and I sh*t myself...' Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Yvette Fielding claims Blue Peter producers forced her to live with dog against her will. EV car malfunctions and takes driver on 'terror ride'. Japanese wrestlers stage match on Bullet Train. Tories f*ck over the North of England again.  We inadvertently resurrect 'train talk' under the banner of 'rail talk'... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Russian officials correct dead soldier's fashion faux pas.  Florida man attacked by rabid otter whilst feeding ducks.  Meteor strike found to be hole dug with plastic spade. Police issue warning after twenty men spotting wearing garter belts or nothing at all. We announce John Craven's death...again. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Tories aim to fix NHS with army of robot penguins. 'Laziest Citizen' contest sets new record.  New podcast reveals one man's quest to pleasure dolphins and convert miners to veganism.  Couple taking selfie results in pony death. We, again, find ourselves searching for a dolphin's average penis length... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: High-profile bird sniffer reported to police after One Show appearance. Builders create shortcut through Great Wall of China Man converts police car to transport beloved bull. Passengers forcibly removed from flight after complaining about vomit-stained seats. Rob has little green men on the mind... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: New York becoming infested with tourist rat tours. Floridian apprehended after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel.  Armed robbery suspect who made getaway via car, bike, tractor, sailboat and kayak caught.  Yoga class triggers armed police response.  Alex and Rob meet IRL... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Burger King facing lawsuit for telling Whoppers. Jesus fails to save woman from simultaneous snake and hawk attack. Hotel serves half-naked staff member covered in chocolate at dessert buffet. Reveller bites testicle of nightclub employee after being refused entry. The great burger debate continues... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Woman becomes stranded after trying to rescue scarred parrot from mountain. Florida man arrested for impersonating US Marshal. Mancunian doggers mourn lost lay-by cafe. Experienced climbers make cash withdrawal on route to summit. Alex finally displays a reaction... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Big cat spotted driving on the M180 near Doncaster Services. Man steal neighbour's front porch. Tuna sniffer ejected from coffee shop. Drunken American tourists trapped up Eiffel Tower. We add some much needed hold music to the episode... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Essex mum rescued from swing. Manatee fatally injured after 'intense sex' with brother. Man claims to have irrefutable proof of blurry object. Fake employee given promotion at Wendy's for perfect attendance record. We mix things up... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: American flag saved from man's skull.  Newly hired driving instructor crashes into driving school. AI meal planner app recommends bleach “fresh breath” mocktail, ant-poison and glue sandwiches and “bleach-infused rice surprise”. Hull couple's five-star luxury holiday includes dead body, public sex and guest defecating in hotel pool. We discuss the best decade...the answer won't shock you. Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast