Chapel Bell Curve

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, chat about stats, and hopefully make ourselves feel better. Qualitative Review - 2:30Quantitative Review  - 34:04 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ol

Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include Qualitative Preview - 3:57#AskCBC - 37:03Quantitative Preview - 53:24 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @Natha

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season. CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qualitative review.  Wanted to give a content warning for self-harm, mental health issues, and suicide at the section marked below. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 03:20Content Warning - 17:53Qualitative Review Pt. 2 - 20:53Quantitative Review - 25:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel thi

It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara M

We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo. Qualitative Review - 2:51Quantitative Review - 38:59 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah

Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens.   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

UGA faces its second game of the year this season in Austin in a top-10 matchup with the Longhorns. Yara and Nathan are here to help you process that Munson storm of emotions with storylines, news, analysis, and stats to get your mind right for the weekend. Remember, Buc-ee's is the only  good thing to come out of the Lone Star State, and horns down. Qualitative Review - 2:26#AskCBC - 24:57Quantitative Review - 41:11 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter

We're back today with a review of the most disappointing ten-point victory of 2024, UGA's win over the Bizzarro Bulldogs of Starkville. Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend of camping in Athens, being a (temporary) bachelor (hint: it's sad), and what the hell is going on with the defense. Oh, and the offense is frustratingly good, isn't it? PODCAST BUSINESS: We're bringing back #askcbc. Hit us up with your questions every week on Twitter, BlueSky, via email, or by yelling at Nathan when you see him at a game. Qualitative Review Start - 4:49News Updates - 8:07Around the Nation - 13:48Yara's Experiences - 19:16Nathan's Experiences - 26:14Quantitative Review Start - 29:29An Amateur Explanation of the Star Position - 30:55The Offense - 43:13 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk abo

Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score. Qualitative Preview - 2:39Quantitative Preview - 16:30 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Arian Smith. Qualitative Preview - 3:21Quantitative Preview - 25:45 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @Cha

Hey y'all! Yara and Nathan are joined today by Jeremy, AKA @macondawg on Twitter. Jeremy is the head honcho over at Dawg Sports, and helps to run one of the best UGA follows on social media, @dawgsports. We're all here today to preview the Auburn game. We've got stats, analysis, scheme stuff, and a wall of text about how much Yara hates Hugh Freeze. We also brought Jeremy on for a multi-generational perspective, as he'll be helping Yara understand just exactly what is going on in the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry. Qualitative Review - 3:10Quantitative Review - 47:19 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send

So yeah that sucked, y'all. Yara and Nathan had to grit through it on this one, but we made. Personally, we think you'll feel better about the game after listening to this. Maybe not happy, but, y'know, at peace? Whatever your emotional state, we're here to break down yet another "instant classic" where we end up with our heart broken.Qualitative Review - 3:53Quantitative Review - 25:59  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawr

We're here today for the second time. This time, Yara and Nathan are joined by Graham Coffey, proprietor of Dawgs Central, real-life journalist, and general ball knower. We've got an hour of stats, observations, analysis, and generally good-vibes. Talking to Graham made us smarter, and we think it will make you smarter too. Highlights include:Graham, tell us how worried we should beIs Bama good on Defense? Existential angst about the Kentucky gameTalkin' bout that offensive line (pejorative)You can find Graham over at DC, or on twitter @DawgsCentral. Give him a follow and a subscribe, he'll make you a better informed Dawg fan.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off

We're here, we're full of rage, get used to it. Nathan and Yara are back to preview the tilt against the Tide in T-Town. Things get heated, we talk about stats, and Nathan passes out and Weekend at Bernie's his way through a rant. Highlights include: Kentucky Mini Review - 3:26Qualitative Preview - 7:42Quantitative Preview - 49:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent.  We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview -  2:56Quantitative Preview - 25:04Who is Kentucky? - 25:14Players to Know: Offense - 29:31Players to Know: Defense - 31:13Scheme and Stat Preview - 35:44What we want to see - 41:26Predictions - 47:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellC

CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32Qualitative Review - 6:54Yara and Nathan go to SephoraYara teaches you how to take a selfieDid y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actuallySanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expectedQuantitative Review - 28:09The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisonsCarson Beck is calm like John WickNitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoni

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 2:51Quantitative Review: 17:42 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. Qualitative Preview - 03:34Quantitative Preview - 23:56What we want to see - 37: 46Predictions - 47:56 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time.  Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46Offense Depth Chart Review - 29:37Defense Dept Chart Review - 39:25Season Predictions - 48:49 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara M

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwichAn introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCur