Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

Listen to new eps as soon as they drop on Patreon! NYFW (2:34), Kendrick at the Super Bowl (22:34), seeing gray people (35:54), $100,000 a pod from the Russians (52:18), Rich Homie Quan (1:02:21), Alijah Arenas (1:08:23), are shooting guards smart? (1:16:34), Camden Sixers (1:32:47), tragedy of Patrick Ewing (1:50:32), Jamal Murray: cheaper to keep her (2:02:04). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! NYC Parks Dept pizza box disposal strategy (6:12), psyop backboards in Tompkins (16:23), Doechii fever (24:14), rap golden ages (37), Kuo vs the entire sport of tennis (48:03), candidates for the abdicated King of New York throne (57:06), somebody's sleeping in my med bed (1:08:45), the Caitlin Clark content cornucopia (1:17:27), TJ McConnell extension is a victory for short royalty everywhere (1:42:16), San Gennaro Feast loading! (1:49:02).

New eps drop on Patreon first! Shocking footage of Downtown depravity (2:45), DNC convention (15:45), Andrew hates cars (22:45), RFK Jr. and the Kennedy clan (39:04), song of the summer: Jaylen Brown and A$AP Ferg! (50:48), Brunson glazing reaches new heights (54:22), Bezos interested in buying the Celtics (1:04:32), interesting basketball minds (1:08:27), the incomparability of Angel Reese (1:30:08), NBA games in Mexico (1:48:26). 

New eps first on Patreon! Go sign up, my guy. "Home Court" merch drop 1:30, Time Again is the charm (5:45), indignity of waiting in lines (19:43), Korea vs Japan (26:18), crosscountry trains (39:34), boning at the runners' club (51:02), Guerschon Yabusele saves the Sixers' offseason (1:02:02), are rebounding stats hollow? (1:22:82), emergent superstars: choose your fighter (1:41:32), Zion Williamson (1:54:32)  

New eps of Cookies Hoops drop first on Patreon! Brat summer is dead, long live brat summer (1:02), bear market, non-RFK Jr version (7:23), Democratic party veep hunt (16:42), bear market, RFK Jr version (38:32), Astor Place Starbucks, Bowery Bar, and vanishing totems of the Real New York (45:21), sexy drill (1:05:21), Katy Perry and futile transformation (1:15:21), USA men's basketball and Joel Embiid (1:23:17), 3x3 hoops, evolved (1:28:02), Imane Khelif (1:32:02), predators get the joy buzzer (1:42:21), legacy of "Inside the NBA" (1:51:32).

New eps of Cookies Hoops drop first on Patreon! Brat summer is dead, long live brat summer (1:02), bear market, non-RFK Jr version (7:23), Democratic party veep hunt (16:42), bear market, RFK Jr version (38:32), Astor Place Starbucks, Bowery Bar, and vanishing totems of the Real New York (45:21), sexy drill (1:05:21), Katy Perry and futile transformation (1:15:21), USA men's basketball and Joel Embiid (1:23:17), 3x3 hoops, evolved (1:28:02), Imane Khelif (1:32:02), predators get the joy buzzer (1:42:21), legacy of "Inside the NBA" (1:51:32).

New eps drop on Patreon first! Can straight men read? (1:31) J.D. Vance, a putz for the moment (19:02), Olympic Games' pomp and circumstance (35:03), developing sudden superpowers (40:21), a celebration of flag-burning (48:32), Jayson Tatum hits the pine for Team USA (1:00:02), did the women's national team fumble the bag? (1:15:53), rules for shooting around (1:20:02), Russell Westbrook joins a Nuggets team in disarray (1:29:12), Rocky Mountain Oysters (1:35:34), LeBron's agelessness (1:42.18).

New eps drop first on Patreon! Sign up for that new-new! Exterminators (2:03), the RNC (16:32), bedtime for President Biden (24:32), Kamala Harris, your 2024 Eastern Conference Playoffs candidate (45:02), WNBA All-Star Game and why the NBA's version sucks (1:20:13), RIP Heat Culture (1:38:21). 

Celebrating God and Country (1:30), wet market dining (11:20), "The Bear" backlash (18:02), does Biden need to step down? (46:32), WNBA culture clash: Rookie of Year edition (1:10:03), Klay Thompson in Dallas (1:26:32), how good can the Spurs be? (1:35:34), Hartenstein joins the Thunder (1:40:24), can the Kings integrate DeMar Derozan? (1:52:21), Daryl Morey's big summer (2:00:31).

Portland and the Crustpunk pilgrimage (2:02), vegetable fatigue (18:34), we all speak internet now (28:23),  Kendrick's Los Angeles solidarity (39:12), did the NBA Finals happen? (1:01:21), JJ Redick finesses his way to the Lake Show (1:20:04), Atkinson hired in Cleveland (1:40:02), KBB preview and the 2024 Draft (1:44:07), Caruso x Giddy swapped in a major aura exchange (2:00:32). 

New eps drop on Patreon first! Social rules of handyman shits (2:10), crisis actors (22:09), congestion pricing (35:23), "Eric" and "Hit Man" on Netflix (57:24), NBA Finals: why Boston again Dallas seems to be lacking a spark (1:03:02), Caitlin Clark is the take whisperer (1:22:23), JJ Redick or Danny Hurley for Lakers coaching vacancy (1:43:23). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Wrestling in Los Angeles (3:45), travel as a lifestyle vortex (13:02), NYC Time Zones (13:02), Kuo in Williamsburg (25:45), the death of merch (30:02), arena concert cancellations (44:02), Caitlin Clark being bullied (1:00:22), Rasheed Wallace on the Warriors (1:19:32), Boston vs Mavericks (1:25:42), "Inside the NBA" (1:34:32), Bill Walton (1:48:32), who deserves flowers? (1:56:32). 

New eps drop on Patreon first! Moving wok-y (2:03), summer camp memories (8:12), trustworthy small business playlists (20:03), AM Hoops tournament (26:32), mogging and reverse mogging (31:32), haircut virginity (40:02), candid photo ethics (46:34), NBA conference finals rundown (56:02), aura vs rizz (1:09:32), is anyone "matchup proof?" (1:41:40), Kyrie as the league's spiritual leader (1:50:23).  

New eps drop on Patreon first! Ozempic shaming (2:03), Post Malone's cultural costume (15:02), "No Diddy" (37:25), New York City members-only clubs (44:02), Papi Steak and the $1,000 tomahawk (55:02), Pacers beat decimated Knicks (1:00:23), Mavs head to WCF (1:22:45), Wolves stun Nuggets (1:31:02), where do NBA playoff losers go from here? (1:47:17). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Clyde's Wine & Dine (1:13), bodega food (10:02), Steve Albini, edgelord (20:42), Hulu's "The Contestant" (29:13), iPod commercial (33:50), neo-temperance (43:25), Knicks drop two to the Pacers (1:00:02), Cavs fumble the bag against the Celtics (1:12:14), Nugget x Wolves turning into a classic (1:23:05), Kyrie's redemption, Dallas vs OKC (1:32:32), Caitlin Clark's upcoming WNBA debut (1:44:52), 2024 Draft conspiracies (1:56:32). 

Fresh eps drop on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Bourgeoisie shame of the farmer's market (2:26), models and bottles (8:10), Drake and Kendrick's unsavory beef (22:04), AI Tupac back (39:32), the steel-toed boot of authority (46:32), Knicks over Sixers in Cookies Civil War (57:34), memories of Tobias Harris (1:04:03), playoff tickets and the grim endgame of disruptive tech (1:10:02), Knicks vs Pacers: styles make fights (1:21:43), T-Wolves, Nuggets and Ant Edwards hysteria (1:37:23), OKC takes on the Mavs (1:52:32), can the Clippers buy happiness? (2:00:35)

New eps drop first on Patreon! New York Art Book Fair (5:35), the restaurant reservation underworld (13:02), implanted memories and etymology of "stupes" (25:12), decline of the burrito as a main character (33:16), Union Square cheesepuff guy (45:23), Seinfeld gets big mad at wokeness (55:07), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:03:21), Sunswept horizons and the lost art of the crotch thrust (1:30:52), are the Thunder actually annoying? (1:47:23), James Harden Truthers rise as one in a temporal moment of shining glory (1:55:03). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Dogs: New York City's worst friend (7:35), Nas x Primo, 30 years later (33:35), McNally and the White Mouse Conspiracy (49:32), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:00:23), Durant, Edwards, and generation shift (1:19:04), Heat assassination attempts (1:29:32), 2024 MVP and DPOY finalists announced (1:49:35). 

New up on Patreon first! We narrowly escape WW3 (2:38), The Juice is no longer loose (7:12), Drake and racism in rap beef (15:04), Grimes at Coachella plus a cuck chair (22:24), HBO's "The Sympathizer" (41:32), Make 14th Street Great Again! (46:23), Knicks swipe the 2nd seed at own peril (48:02), All-NBA first team (1:15:51), conference vibe check (1:27:40), Allen Iverson's wee statue (1:42:03), Frederic Remington: exposed??? (1:50:21).

New eps drop on our Patreon first! Chili crisp lawsuits (3:41), eclipse perverts (12:23) New York earthquake survivors (24:03), "The Zone of Interest" (40:02), "The Baffler" article (56:34), women's basketball rises (1:07:32), moving screens (1:13:40), Embiid return (1:41:10), Knicks playing with house money (1:51:20).