That's Bizarre

On this episode, we check in with our fave love guru, Tinder Tasha. Turns out even the wild ones can get it together. Welcome to Tasha 2.0, where casual flings are traded for stable pairings, love shacks are exchanged for condos (what else) and rants are replaced by... slightly more cohesive rants. Find yourself playing mommy to a grown man? Are you being tracked by an unwanted foreign lover every four months? Tasha's got all the answers.

This week we track down a rather familiar real-life millennial in his natural habitat and find out exactly why millennials are the most disliked generation of our time. Could it be the limitless collection of Vans? The dance trends that take over the internet and flabbergast moms across the nation? Those damn Juul pods?! Their blatant disregard for relationship norms?! Join us as we are informed and confused by our alarmingly honest source in this eye-opening exposé. It may be our most bizarre episode yet.

On this episode, we grab the closest thing we can find to the Wolf of Wall Street...Julia a.k.a. JuJu the Financial Guru. She answers all of the things you've been wondering about balancing, budgeting for millennials, money, and why we hate discussing our finances with each other. At one point we go off the rails as things go south, so ready yourself for some questionable advice on buying cheap yachts and javelin throwing. Tony Robbins this is not!

On this episode of That's Bizarre, the girls double down on the copious hours they've devoted to classic trash television, name dropping every show in the book. Layla claims to publicly end her love affair with the Kardashians, starting a "Bachelorette" style contest to find a new show, while Danielle promises to dedicate the full 55 hours to finish Love Island. Somebody (Layla) wants to be on Catfish, and Kristin Cavallari will probably demand an apology.

This week, the girls sit down with former NDP candidate and millennial genius, Saman Tabasinejad to talk high-achieving, slactivism, girl power and spill the tea on "light-level political trauma". Wondering how to get more involved in your community? Learn how politics affects your life? Avoid getting caught in a VIRAL IRANIAN POLITICAL DEFAMATION CAMPAIGN?! Listen up.

This week, Layla almost pees herself from excitement while breaking down the scandalous timeline of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande's conscious coupling. She "like" probably needs some melatonin. Danielle claims John Mayer resembles an adult diaper in order to stop Cazzie David from rebounding with him. Ah... young love.

Finally at our wits end, we look to the stars and ask astrologist and psychic extraordinaire Tara Greene to intervene and help sort our lives out. We discover there is a hermit among us, dreams do matter, and that apparently you can't ask for only good cards? Luckily with Tara's guidance, our unwanted commentary, and a little Astrology 101, there's still hope yet.

On this episode of That’s Bizarre, we chat about our glorious pubescent days of fluorescent highlights and mesh gloves we wish we could forget. Warning: There is some residual anger against Brandy Melville and Hollister and haircuts in general.

This week the girls round up some friends to devour a buffet of cultural appropriation. While one panelist is desperate to drive to Coachella, the others wish to tear it apart, much like Gwen Stefani’s questionably appropriating past. Bindi anyone? Layla invites everyone to a secret Disney club that in reality does not exist.

We discuss and bemoan all the crash diets that we engaged in when we were younger, as well eating disorders, shameful preteen shopping at Brandy Melville, and realize that one of us may have been tricked into a Ponzi scheme?! Also, Danielle’s grandma won’t let her drink water thanks to Dr Oz.

On this episode, the girls invoke the power of love when they ask professional Tinder correspondent, Tasha to report back on her interactions with the male species. Hilarity and horrification ensues - there may even be a Mexican love shack. And if you want to date Tasha, you better not own an Alexa.

Welcome to That’s Bizarre! In today’s intro episode meet your hosts, Layla + Danielle, who would probably spend the entire time talking about their love for parking lot smells if they could.