Pirate Politics

Ya ever wonder why insurance sucks so much despite how much we talk about how bad they suck?

The heart is a muscle. Do you even lift bruh?

Part one of book two. Lap it up mofos. Regular shows resuming tomorrow. 

YeA wE R stil REDDEING the nAzI DUDEE

Well, I guess it wasn't quite as bad? Joe Biden really is an asshole. 

"BORING!" -@realDonaldTrump   Wasn't that a shit show? Oh yeah...I'm tired of China wiping us all over.

Hitler loved Nietzsche, but a lot of that has to do with his asshole sister. She edited his books to make him look more like a Nazi and gave Hitler her brother's walking cane. Total bitch. 

The Atlantic recently hired Rahm Emmanuel. That ought to be enough to turn them into a laughing stock, but for some reason progressives want to take advise from conservatives. Oh, also, fuck McDonalds. Put some respect on my check son. 

we're marching with McDonald's workers

Spooner is dishing out some knowledge. Grab a bowl and chow down.

Scraping the bowl for the last spoonful 

Joe Biden could not, in fact, avoid tripping on his massive dong. Damn. At least he still has the cool hair plugs. 

Back when anarchists were way wordier than they are today. I published the reading series early this week so y'all could listen up

Welcome freedom fighters. America just started its program to make concentration camps great again. Tune in next week to find out if efficiency wins the day. Oh also we accidentally killed some kids. Pro-Life my ass.

Socrates doubles down on his double dog dare to Meletus

Socrates tells Meletus, "no dice bro"

"I'm ready to work, look at my exposed forearms"

Bakunin, Mikhail- Person unknown. Subscribe to the Patreon for the full show

Credo quia absurdum! Wingardium Leviosa!

Capitalism sucks. If you're a cow, capitalism will attach permanent nipple clamps and drain you dry. If you're a woman, it's not much better. Let's discuss the way that our society values cows more for their contributions than women.