Toadd Talks

A few weeks ago, I walked into a signing event for my book and discovered that the attendees had all been married for 30+ years. Definitely not my typical demographic! We shared some laughs, and they shared some wisdom that I'm going to pass on to you, about compromise... and edibles.

Raise your hand if one of your friends has ever said this to you: "You have to sign up for Match! It's the best!" I know I'm raising my hand.   Spoiler alert: unlike my Match.com superfan friend, I did not meet my future husband on Match. But I did have some outrageous adventures with my matches: Leftover Dick, Teaser Dick, and Virgin Dick. Listen in! And don't forget to tune in next week for a special bonus episode.

I've heard this sentence a million times — most recently from a gentleman at the airport bar: "All women are batsh*t crazy!" Bat sh*t crazy: A combined state of mental agitation and physical volatility. A warning that the individual has lost all self-control and cannot be reasoned with. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Dolores is bat sh*t crazy." Is Dolores really bat sh*t crazy? Or is she just like the rest of us: a totured soul, looking for love?

What do I mean when I talk about setting intentions, and what does that have to do with relationships? This week, let's talk about attention and intention — and how to grow, shine, speak your truth, and love no matter your surroundings!

If your Facebook feed looks anything like mine, you've probably been bombarded with sponsored ads with titles like "What Men Secretly Want," or "Why Men Pull Away" — just to name a couple. This week, I want to share a different kind of secret. It's about breaking your patterns, checking in when you see red flags, asking yourself questions, and listening to the answers.

Let's address what a lot of you are probably wondering: why do I call men Dicks?   To answer that question, we're going to talk about unconditional love, projection, conversations with your inner child, and so much more. Join me for this week's adventure!

Don't the best stories start with once upon a time... and end with happily ever after? Well, in the preposterous kingdom of Dickland, things don't quite work out that way. Damsels in distress kiss TOADD after TOADD in their search for true love.   Sound familiar? Then the Outrageous Adventures of Dating Dick podcast is exactly what you need. I'm not an expert, and I'm not a therapist — I'm just here to speak my truth, help you heal, and hopefully laugh along the way.   Outrageous adventures await us. Are you ready?   Note: names have been changed to protect innocent Dicks. You'll hear more about that soon.

I'm so excited to announce my new podcast, TOADD Talks! If you're already familiar with my bestselling book, The Outrageous Adventures of Dating Dick, you know you're in for a good time. This podcast is for anyone who has loved, is in love, or wants to love again. Episode 1 goes live at the end of March, with new episodes every Wednesday through May.