It Can't Be That Bad

We always say we're back and we're saying it again. This one plucks some heart strings and brings back memories. Please enjoy. 

We're back. Dogmeat has a life-changing experience and new lease on life. Dante wants to jump in the tub with a flat screen. Who's better than you? Nobody.

This episode is the definition of loose. Kick back, relax, it's free. 

This week we enter into the digital age, and it's awful. Pull up your angelfire web page and get into it. 

We're back and worse off than before. This week we sit back and listen to Danzig cover Elvis. Was this supposed to be bad? This is real? This is more of a lax episode, so sit back and take care of yourself. 

We're back with another edition of Graveyard Classics, the gift that keeps giving. This go around Six Feet Under perform a rock music classic: Back In Black. Topics of discussion include: Does Vinnie Stigma play guitar? Growing up early, making sure Cock Sparrer are safe in these uncertain times and the importance of hydration.

We're still in quarantine but this week we're at WAR... The boys attack Queensryche's American Soldier and it is doomed from the beginning. Should we make a patreon? Is that how this is supposed to work? 

Another week in Quarantine, but this time with better mics and a can do attitude. Nothing can stop us now. 

The boys are back in business with the first of many(?) virtual episodes. We were lucky to be graced with the company of friend PJ, notably of the bands Night Birds and Ammo. This episode is a bit rough but it's free, get off our backs. More episodes to come. 

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This is the episode that gets us cancelled.

No x-rated stuff here!

Live from Dimebag's grave with Phil Anselmo and Nathan Gale R.I.P brother

YOU COWARDS DON'T KNOW PAIN. 

The infamous Warzone self-titled. Misunderstood classic or worthless piece of music? Other topics of discussion include why meeting new people is absolutely pointless and learning how to walk again. We don't think we can listen to hardcore for a couple of weeks after this one. 

Jesus Murphy. What a ride this was. Topics of discussion include not being able to hate Dwayne The Rock Johnson, the ukuele cowards who stole our name, and being lifelong fans of sanctioned violence. Karl, this one's for you, baby, you water in your oatmeal eating mothertrucker.

What's up you cowards. We're back after much demand from the handful of people who listen. This week, we finish Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. We also discuss getting hit so hard in the face, you break your leg, Ukrainian women, and Bell's palsy.

Another week, another episode. This week's album is Hazen Street's self-titled debut. Is this record a misunderstood New York hardcore classic? Listen to find out. Other topics of discussion include Dante playing patty cake with a lovely young lady, Dogmeat getting higher than giraffe pussy on the Fourth of July, and what to do when your dad walks in on you naked at 3 in the morning. We love you all.

Back at it again this week. This time around, it's The Stooges's 2007 comeback record, The Weirdness. Other topics include Dogmeat's first kiss in almost 2 years, Jimmy Page's 15 year old girlfriend, the difference between a M-16 and a labradoodle, & weight gain AND loss from poor diet and not eating for 3 days due to deep depression. We were lucky enough to record this in front of a live studio audience of 1, who chimes in on what exactly hooking up is. This episode is about following your dreams. You're either showing up to that job interview doing jumping jacks and singing the national anthem or you're dying.

This is our magnum opus. Rather than write it out for you, why don't you give it a listen, coward.