Radio Free Daria

When you're five, and there are parts of your house that are still a mystery to you: you may very well find what you're definitely Not looking for

Sirens be damned...the force of victory of the river race cannot be thwarted by babe nor pizza nor beer nor unattended child

When you're bored and underage, HBO sometimes makes you promises it can't keep.

A tiny tale of my Babi this Orthodox Easter, and an argument towards the genetic origins of drama and absurd self-pity.

Other people's holiday traditions can't really be commented on, if you're a guest. Until 30 years later, of course.

If the Priest is busy, can you just go ahead and baptize yourself? Can you then maybe, get a Saint to do your personal bidding? My brother tests this out, with all creatures Great and Small.

Is it possible, in the late 90's, to summon the spirit of a teen heartthrob from the early 80's? What if he's still alive? FB radiofreedaria

Teen Magazines will tell you who to love, but will they tell you How!??! Also, who is that guy, anyway? Also, yes, I know about the Riverdale series. Please stop telling me there is a Riverdale series. I know you mean well. But no. No.

Everything is fearful and dangerous, to a gaggle of old ladies playing Bingo...but nothing is more fearful and dangerous, than some of those ladies, themselves.

Look out! Pee!!!!

May Day means fertility, to the horror of pre-teens in Sex Ed www.dariaeliuk.com FB Radio Free Daria

Reliving the days before crucifixion are one thing, self-resurrection is entirely different. Resurrection is probably a good Spelling Bee word. You think it's going to be two "s" one "r". but no. Don't challenge Jesus to a spell-off: you can't win for losing. www.dariaeliuk.com FB: Radio Free Daria

When should a good Christian Boy fake his own death for fun and profit? WWJD, of course. www.dariaeliuk.com FB radio free daria

Not really a story, just an explanation

Gullibility, willfully ignorance...it's such a fine line when it comes to personality vs hormonal attraction. Also: never believe societal stereotypes. www.dariaeliuk.com https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm/episodes https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria/

There's no love like teen Goth love, and there's no way to express it without plenty-o-blood. Happy Valentine's Day 3> www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria iTunes "Radio Free Daria"

The girl who Lived www.joyrx.org

He embodied both all that was glorious, and all that was cringeworthy, about the Great American 1970's. Why not make a movie about him? ...Here's why not. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm

Many claims have been made as to who invented hot wings, but it's not the chicken that goes horribly foul. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

From movies grossly miscast, to food too gross to eat, and the astrological prediction of World War Three www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria