Danish And O'neill

Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's s

The episode start out with a bang when Danish shares a story about something that went down at the primaries in New Hampshire. This one is extra special because he knows an eyewitness who was there to witness the monumental event in all its glory. After that, it's more tom foolery and harry craziness in Danish's neighborhood. Citizens are at odds! Then, the dudes take aim at gender reveal parties, and especially take exception with ones that start huge forest fires. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard what's being said about ol' Odell Beckham Jr., and then they discuess what's being alleged about him. After that, there are more allegations! This time, against retired rapper, Joe Budden. And these aren't good either, folks. O'Neill talks about his new favorite rapper, someone who goes by the name cocaine (not a joke, well, the name isn't, at least). Her lyrics are amazeballs. Why did people ever stop saying such an awesome sauce phrase? I guess we'll never know. Then, we discuss a story about a dastardly woman who

Howdy doodie, dudes. This one starts off with Danish telling O'Neill the latest and not-so-greatest that's going down in his neighborhood. After that, the fellas discuss Netflix's Dating on the Spectrum. The conversation just may surprise you. After that, it's off to Thailand for a story about a woman and a tiger. It all went down at a zoo. Intrigued? Good, you should be. Then, a national STAR, aka a guy who's an Abe Lincoln impersonator, really dropped the ball and embarrassed the rest of the people in the presidential impersonation game. That leads us into a talk about presidents and secret service men. We end it with some brief MMA talk. And then, it's just another one in the books.

Oh yeah (said like the Macho Man), it's another great episode of the D+O podcast!!!!!!! We start out by talking about future plans for the show. Then, we get into how some people we know could dominate the Onlyfans landscape. We briefly touch on how Eleanor is a harbinger of death and destruction. Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard of a HOT new comedy club that's opening up in his hometown. Danish then talks about disturbing new trend that's happening in his neighborhood. He also tells O'Neill about some crazy NBA drama that isn't being reported on or advertised properly. A convo about international travel and religious Jewish people having problems being seated next to women breaks out, and that leads to a discussion about Amish people going to Mexico for surgical procedures. A woman who's in Brazilian goverment is discussed, and this one has us scratching our heads at every turn. No, it didn't give us lice. It's just that baffling. Duh. We end the show talking about former MMA fighter, Jason "Mayhem" Miller

This week's episode kicks off with D+O (neither of them write this, hi!, this is Barb, not the baby one, the grown one) with a brief discussion of the crazy fires/firenadoes going on in California right now. Then, the fellas (that's what I call them) talk about something from last show that really RUINED THEIR WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, it's time to talk some Stevie boy Seagal, and how he made Daniel Cormier lose his fight against Stipe Miocic. Also, they talk about the unbelievable ending to Steve's new movie. Spoiler he's in great shape and has never looked or fought better. Well, maybe at least since back in the day at the Wagon Wheel, where it all started. After that, the hombres move on and start discussing Manute Bol's son, Bol Bol. This leads to wondering how tall the rest of the Bol family is/was. You MUST hear the answers. There were some VERY tall Bol women. Then, it's on to an evergreen topic: Ari Shaffir's time spent as a practice player for a division 1 women's basketball team in college. Danish ta

O'Neill starts this one out by talking about Lou Gomez's latest opponent. He weighs in with some personal insight and what he thinks the outcome will be. Then, John McAfee is up to his old tricks. This time, he pulls an awesome prank in an airport by using an interesting item as a face mask. What a wild card! Danish talks about the passing of the former wrestler (and Big Earl favorite) Kamala. Then, Danish drops a bombshell...the pool, his one place of comfort and eternal happiness in a sometimes cruel world conspired against him (along with Baby Barb)!!!! As if that's not bad enough, a poor Mexican bear (actually, not sure if the bear is Mexican or moved there from somewhere else, just saying) was NOT treated fairly. Then, it turns into a real free-for-all with a grab bag of good times: MMA talk, the PR push for Mike Tyson, Schaub-man discussion and analysis. You know what I'm talking about. We didn't coast to the finish line of the show. We sprinted through that sumbiscuit.

Jiminy Christmas, we're back at it once again. O'Neill starts us out by talking about a documentary called Tread that he recently watched. Danish talks about seeing a John Little doppelganger at the grocery store and calling Mr. Anti-Seatbelt himself to discuss it. O'Neill takes a victory lap for his hometown making msnbc's top 10 historic American cities list (more on Valparaiso later in the show!). Danish briefly talks about the Last Dance (Michael Jordan doc...and yes, he knows he's behind on this, just give the guy a break already!). Schaubery alert? Danish shares a story about the NBA player Lou Williams to see if Schaubery is in fact being commited. O'Neill can't take stupid internet sensations anymore and talks about a swimmer getting the limelight for an "accomplishment". Sick of not hearing about Marty Janetty on podcasts (he's a former wrestler if you're not familiar). Well, fear not, he's in the news and needs to be discussed, and discussed he shall be! O'Neill gives a quick review on Michael Phelp

Heavens to Betsy, Philadelphia's state treasure and the heiress to the 7-up cake fortune, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, joins us on the show!!!! What ensues is a nearly two hour barn-burner of hilarity and insanity. Hear what priceless advice the great Brian Holtzman has for Eleanor (hint, it has something to do with the episode's title). As always, a good time was had by all. Oh, and we also expose a certain comic for being involved in a disgusting group. Listen while it's hot; that way, it's still crispy around the edges and warm in the middle.

Welcome back or welcome to the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, Danish starts out by talking about seeing a headline about a woman on Onlyfans that blew his mind. This leads him to discussing something else that blew his mind: a 19 year old Tik Tok'er being signed to a lucrative podcasting deal. What a time to be alive! O'Neill talks about some time he recently spent at a compound in the desert. Then, there's some pontification about whether a recent fart video that's touched people around the world is fake or not. Danish asks O'Neill if he's seen the online debate about whether fictional characters would be pro-Trump or not. O'Neill talks about a rule he has for driving and coins a new term that will probably take the world by storm. Up next, it's a story of a man making love to...not an animal! but something else that will definitely make you wonder. Then, there's some clown motel talk. Ya know, just your usual clown motel discussion. Upset that the dude in the aforementioned story wasn't into a

As the title suggests, we had Brendon Walsh of the World Record Podcast (check it out!) on the show. We started off talking a little about Howard Stern and listening to him growing up. We also talked about prank phone calls, and Brendon discussed some of the calls he's made on his podcast. We asked him what it was like touring with Doug Stanhope, and he shared some stories of his time on the road. O'Neill mentions seeing some of Brendon's shenanigans on Twitter, and he told us about the pros and cons of spending time on online tom foolery. Danish mentions seeing a bit of Brendon's years ago but thinking about it from time to time (mainly while in the shower). If you're wondering, the title of the show may have a little something to do with this. Sorry, Geno Hackman. He also tells us about one of the most rewarding and craziest things he's done onstage. We reminisce a little about the great Brody Stevens and even find time to discuss a young lady who's found an interesting way to make six figures online. O'Nei

This one is power-packed. Due to O'Neill experiencing something SO crazy on a walk after we recorded this episode, we decided to take audio from Beach Cops and insert it at the beginning of this episode to fill you all in on what happened. Does it involved P-22? Listen and find out. After that story, we shift gears and start the program as it was recorded (if that makes sense). Danish asks O'Neill if there are people in his neighborhood still making noise to honor the first responders. O'Neill gives the sad answer of how that faded away into the good night. Then, the gents talk about Mike Perry, a UFC fighter who has gone rogue and is apparently now punching old men (no need for an "allegedly" here...there's video) in restaurants. Connie Mac, eat your heart out! After that, we address a couple of covedians in cars getting coffee. Hint, rhymes with Smighter and the Squid. We go into full sweep the leg mode. Even Seagal would say this is a new level of aggression. Can the show get better? OH YEAH. How, you ask?

Rejoice! Another episode is upon us. This one starts out hot 'n heavy with a dude who calls himself "the O man of the valley". He may be the best thing to happen to the valley since the All Valley Tournament. After we discuss him, we briefly talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested. Danish tells O'Neill about a bigfoot show he saw a brief snippet of. After a long time without one, we finally get sent a story about a pervo teacher. Danish expresses his dismay about what people are doing in his area to celebrate graduations. We also discuss the current state and future of stand up comedy and wonder who would risk seeing Vanilla Ice at a time like this. We wrap it up by talking about a clip we were sent that really took us back: it's of the GREAT Jim Painter doing a stand up set in Arizona. And, that's all, folks!  

Hello, and welcome to episode 252 of the Danish and O'Neill Podcast. This one starts off with the lads talking about a UFC fighter who made headlines by having just his girlfriend, who has zero experience, as his corner-person. Then, it's a brief update on what's been going on in the entertainment business regarding cancellations, etc. That perfectly leads into an article O'Neill found that discusses movies that are SO edgy that they should come with a warning. During this discussion, loud percussive bangs can be heard. The evidence is inconclusive, but they were most likely fireworks in Danish's neighborhood. After getting through that riveting list, we get into some Seagal news! This time, Charlize Theron is taking the gravy out of the sensei by calling him a fat fraud. Destiny was on our side because Guy Fieri has been in the news recently, too. This story is just too stupid to be believed, but unfortunately, it's real. While on the Fieri Flavorville train, we keep the momentum and review some of his aweso

This one is filled to the brim with podcasting goodness. And Vitamin C. O'Neill starts the show talking about something that's been bugging him on his night hiking expeditions. He also talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's latest exploits. That leads Danish into telling a story about seeing snippets of a TV show that Courtney was watching. Danish brings up "Karens", and how some of them are being mislabeled. This reminds us of a customer we used to deal with a lot at our old job. After that, we discuss Kentucky making an example out of a couple for breaking a newly passed law. Way to go, Kentucky! Better late than never. Then, there's a story of one camel's revenge that will leave you fearing the humped beast for the rest of your life. After that, we move on to talking about a video we were sent featuring old friend of the show, Bill Dillman (chi-ball master!). This leads us down a brief path of martial arts quackery. To wrap the show up in a nice, pretty bow, we're introduced to three Bolivian brothers, who try some

Yello, everybody, and welcome back to another fabulous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start out by talking about going back and censoring old movies, music, etc. to fit today's cultural norms and standards. Danish then discusses the Cowboys of Compton getting on their horses and protesting. Ride those horses for equality, cowboys and girls! Danish also gives some sights and sounds from around his neighborhood and is once again baffled by what he saw in the local park. That also includes some bird talk! O'Neill reveals that he has a young family member who's become an avid birdwatcher. Then, it's a story that will rock your world. People in Spain are getting crazy with...a drug that you've probably never heard of. This one is too good/crazy. Need some inspiration? The guy we discuss next may just give it to you...he set the World Record for planking (oh, just a little over 8 hours straight).

This one is gonna get you going in ways you never knew you could. There's a BIG Carole Baskins update. Bad news for you, Joey Exotic. Then, there's some brief treehouse talk. Eat your heart out, Bob Villa and the people on that show Treehouse Masters! After that, we talk about JR Smith (former NBA player) for a second, but that leads us to talking about the legendary former Comedy Store bartender, Huck. Danish shares a DISTURBING article he was sent about Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance (so gross). Danish shares some tales from his days working at a golf course and some run-ins he had with a "made man". This next one is a DOOZY. It's a real crazy misstep made in Australia, hence the title of this episode. Sit back and enjoy a comedy of errors. Then, there's some pickle throwing, new rules for lovemaking during Covid, and a heartwarming tale out of India (seriously).  

Howdy! O'Neill starts the show out by recommending a documentary he just saw. Danish talks about some TV he's seen as of late. He also talks about a "treehouse" that is being built across from his apartment. It is really something to behold. Speaking of sights and sounds, Danish also talks about some outdoor workouts he's seen around his neighborhood. There's a much needed Gypsy Rose update! About time, journalists. About time! Then, it's the seabelt scandal that's rocking the D+O podcast! Is John Little ahead of his time with his anti-seatbelt sentiments, or is he beind the 8-ball? Ready to start heading back out to the strip clubs? Well, here an update about what a club that just reopened in Wyoming has to say about safety precautions. We close the show by speculating what stand up comedy will be like when it returns. Listen and stay safe out there, party people. Love ya. Muah. xoxoxo

As the title suggests, we get back to where our bread is buttered on this one. It's episodes like this that keep us ahead of the podcasting pack when it comes to animal reporting. This one's a real BANGER. O'Neill starts it out by talking about a recent camping trip he took (with weapons, don't worry!). After that, we discuss some recent drama out there in the podcasting world. We transition soooo smoothly to the topic of graduations and try to explain to those missing them right now that they're really not missing anything. THEN, it's finally a return to the ponies. A story about a man caught prowling in the stables. Get your riding pants and boots on. You're going to need them. After that, it's time for MORE animals as a woman from O'Neill's home state of Indiana tries to sue for not allowing her emotional support monkey into a campground. As if this episode isn't burning a hole in your damn ears enough already, we discuss a story that is insane. It involves a tiger running rampant down suburban streets, a

Hello, podcast listener, my old friend. We've come to entertain you again. Okay, enough singing. We start the episode by talking about some of the recent comings and goings in the UFC. Are we officially team Connie Mac? LIsten and find out. Ooooooh, the suspense, the agony! We have the age old debate: does Guy Fieri's countless charitable donations make him a good guy, or someone we can root for? O'Neill aims some venom at "rapper" Tekashi69. Meanwhile. Danish gives out a solid hip hop recommendaiton of a group that's out of Buffalo. Shout out to the 716! Staying in the world of hip hop, Uncle/Father Boosie Badazz made some outlandish/bizarre claims on his Instagram and is now feeling the heat. Danish switches gears a little and talks about the book he's reading right now: 2004's Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis. There's also talk of a viral martial arts fight (well, one guy used them). O'Neill shares that he felt bad about some things he said about Beth the Bounty Hunter in the past, but quickly scouring the in