Danish And O'neill

Hello there. There's some pre-show talk this week. The fellas stumble upon the topic of whether there are any male twins in the adult film world. This leads them down the path of twindom and all that it entails. School lunches and old school cigarette machines get discussed. There's some brief NFL talk (a rarity on the show!). Staying in the sports world, Lenny Dykstra comes up and gets discussed. We go over a "jealousy competition" that gets out of control. For the first time in a while, there's some mountain lion discourse. Pop Sugar time!!!! It's the article that inspired the show title. It's a doozy. We move on from that beauty to discuss a family who fell prey to pot edibles at a restaurant in Australia.

Hey there, happy international fish stick day! I just made that up, but hey, let's try to get that going. On this episode, we start off with some pop culture and sports. Is Steve Harvey involved? You better believe it. We also return to where our bread is buttered (if you know the show well, you know what that means!). Hint: the title ma give you a clue as to what the topic is. We also talk about problem tht's ROCKING the Aspen area. There's a much needed seagull update from the UK. Also, there's a tale from the making of Men in Black that will make you question everything in your life. And, we detail some bizarre happenings in government and crime. Yessirree, this is a good one. Indeed it is.

On this episode, we briefly talk about/describe the taping we did for four episodes of our upcoming ATC show (on youtube), the Basement with Danish and O'Neill. After that, there's some quick UFC talk. Then, we use a beautiful segue (not the vehicle)to discuss a new problem in cities: wild boars. Watch out, everybody. These things mean business. We move on from that scintillating talk about CRAZY charges brought against a ten year old. Then, we have the FIRST EVER article written by Guy Fieri on the show. We also talk about a serial toilet clogger up in Sheboygan. Danish asks O'Neill if he's ever heard of "toilet talkers". Mmmm hmmm.

We're back! It's been a week since we were here last. On this episode, we get into all sorts of shenanigans. Danish talks about how he was almost puked on and was asked if his beard was natural. O'Neill talks about a new show he discovered, and Danish chimes in with some doozies from 90 Day Fiance. Killer seagulls in England are finally being exposed! They're allegedly the "size of dogs". A creepy professor loses his job for making a student a bizarrely inappropriate offer. Some dude gets freaky with a lady helping him move and brings syrup and blueberry jelly into play. A suspect gets captured in a ridiculous way. There's a lot going on, and it's all grrrrreat. And remember, get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag when you use the promo code DandO at Manscaped.com

Big "early 80's" Skakel comes back on the show to "clear his name" after episod 200. He tells some stories about humiliating himself in front of character actors from the 80's. He also mentions sending Robert Loggia a special gift at the Bel Air Country Club dining room. He talks about his latest "enhancement" routine(s) and reveals where he gets his nether regions maintained (he pays someone to do it for him). Earl also has his sights set on a new dog. Fingers crossed! At the end of the episode, he gets into some of his classic voiceover and singing routines. It's a long and strong one.

Hey chickadees, it's episode 203! On this episode, we discuss the passing of Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth, and just Dog in general. There's also MAJOR Flavortown discussion, centered around Guy Fieri's hilariously awesome recent Twitter activity. Then, O'Neill talks about his European vacation. Highlights include seeing naked men in public parks, trying out Berlin's finest playgrounds, renting a racecar to drive on some mysterious forest track, speeding on the autobahn, going to a dangerous zoo, and riding scooters in traffic. Meanwhile, Danish talks about a concert he recently attended. A hampster vs. hamster story is also discussed. This one is a dooooozy. After that, it's a mixed bag of chewy goodness.

Sean Patton stopped by to talk about his podcast 5 words, and a lot of other things. For instance, he gets into his experiences of going to 311 concerts (when he was a younger man, don't judge him!). Sean also talks about being in the LA comedy scene in 2006, and even some run-ins with a certain "friend" of ours! It's must hear, especially if you listened to/liked BCUSA. That got us into some Comedy Store talk. We also talk about the man, the myth, the legend?, Ari Shaffir. He also reveals that he was once propositioned by a husband and wife (separately). Mr. Patton is kind enough to give us both nicknames and shares his own. He gets into the story of a strange man he encountered in O'Neill's private party room after the infamous Lou Gomez fight. The conversation goes to and fro and back again. It's a good one.

Yello, ladies and gents. On this episode, we do some brief recapping from the live extravaganza that was episode 200. We discuss whether Bush will ever be back on the show as well. Danish talks about a performance he had at the Comedy Store. And, he tells a story about something that happened after that blew his mind and turned his world upside down. Danish plays some special audio that was meant to be played during episode 200. It blows O'Neill's mind. A lot of mind blowing going on in this episode. O'Neill describes a recent encounter with a homeless man in a sleeping bag. Danish then describes a recent encounter he had at a grocery store. It's a mystery! Also, Danish gives a shocking update about the concert venue that is behind his place. We also talk about some rapper named Lil' Nas X and how Guy Fieri is trying to jump on his bandwagon. Then, it's on to some HARD HITTING JOURNALISM about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi. And that's pretty much it.

This extravaganza must be heard to be believed. We had Eleanor Kerrigan, Earl Skakel, John Little, and Andrew DeWitt join us for insanity and hilarity. Someone didn't show up but listen to find out who broke our hearts. Eleanor is put to the test with a 7-up cake challenge. She is also put on the defensive about dating Ari Shaffir. Earl Skakel does some monologues and has jokes ready. John Little smashes a smoke detector when he first gets on stage and starts out like he's been fired out of a cannon. And, we wrap it up with our fellow Beach Cop and former BCUSA resident, Andrew DeWitt. Every guest brought it and helped make the episode truly memorable and great. Thanks to everyone who came to the live show and thanks to all of you who listen. Enjoy.

As stated in the title, Steve Simeone joins us to promote his new album, Jabba, that's available on iTunes and Google Play. Check it out! We talk about his album, the Comedy Store, the great James Painter, a meal we were once killed at, and all sorts of other fun stuff. It was a great convo and a long and strong episode.

We start off this week's show with a discussion about friend of the show, the Bushman (he likes to party!). Danish then gives a quick update on the Golden State Killer (a criminal he read a book about). After that, he discusses a new medical term he learned the hard way. Then, the convo moves to celebrities going to prom with students, and both Danish and O'Neill agree that this practice needs to stop ASAP. How do you follow that? Well, by talking about the President of the Philippines (no, Dikembe Mutombo isn't there!). This guy gets real loose while giving speeches. After that, we discuss a "crime of passion". That spurs numerous stories of strange/sad relationship drama. One is crazier than the next. O'Neill talks about a couple who caught his eye. Also, there's a discussion about the huge increase in men getting cosmetic surgeries. After that, it's a mixed bag of mixed nuts.

We come out of the gates with a vengeance on this episode, ya horsers. We start off with some light MMA talk but quickly transition into some quick Guy Fieri discussion. Danish describes a touching martial arts clip he stumbled across online. O'Neill gets into something that made him angry. Danish gives some news and notes from around his neighborhood. After that, we talk about something we never knew existed: raccoon dogs. Apparently, two of them caused some chaos recently in the UK. After that, a moped accident from hell is dissected. Careful on those mopeds, everyone! How do you follow that? With the tale of a corrupt Principal getting a little crazy on a school trip to DC. Oh, and bonus: a service animal is involved! Then, there's an update you can't miss! It's about the woman who married the ghost of a pirate! This one's a real humdinger. Speaking of service animals (from before), Delta is getting sued over an attack. After that, it's a little of this, a little of that, a little what have

This week's show opens with some discussion of an appearance the Bushman made on a cable access show back in the day. There's some Guy Fieri talk! Who doesn't like that?!? He's the Emperor of Flavortown! After that, we talk about a criminal who seriously may be the least intelligent criminal of all time. And that's saying something, but still, this guy is truly once in a lifetime. Speaking of which, a man with the last name Avery gets accused of having some incriminating videos. Shifting gears, we talk about a dude who had a weird experience when cleaning an old organ. Then, it's time for the MAIN EVENT: a HORRIFIC story about how Kevin the girl squirrel terrorizes people at a park in Seattle. How do you follow that? With lemur theft, that's how! Then, there's some pre-post show post show talk. It's guaranteed that you'll laugh at least three and a half times. If you don't, you owe us 10 bucks.

Listen to the episode that really dissects the Gam of Thrones finale. Okay, maybe not. This episode has a few updates from last episode (they're good!), so we start out with those. After that, we talk about a man trying to smuggle a weapon into jail, a 900 pounder who may have to do some time behind bars, and a woman who may have had an alligator in her pants. Oh, and there's even a classic Diaz brothers call! The crystal clear phone line is back up and running! There's also some "what is happening with fast food" convo. You're gonna eat this episode up with a spork.

Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of ground. O'Neill starts the show off by talking about an unreal family feud he watched online. Danish gives a sad update that will affect the Dassman.Then, Danish describes his family outing to the zoo and a bird show he had the pleasure of witnessing there. After that, a story about a turkey infuriates O'Neill. Fans of the air raid siren will like this one. (Just imagine the air raid siren playing) O'Neill tells a story about how he may now be on Bill Burr's radar...or security camera. Finally, it's that time again! The Y report is back, BABY! To close the show, it's a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Listen to this one with your mom. She'll love it. If your mom is unavailable, find someone else's mom and listen to it with her.

We open the show by talking about a stellar documentary we both watched about the 80's pop sensation, Tiffany. It features a GREAT cast of characters. There's some Comedy Store comings and goings reported on. O'Neill discusses his theory that the show may have been infiltrated by spies. Danish provides some audio from the "club" behind his place. Check out this hot up and coming talent! We pontificate on whether Ari Shaffir's moving hiring practices are wise or not. After that, Danish talks about a super creepy/scary/disturbing book he recently read called "I'll Be Gone in the Dark". Then, we switch gears and talk about the meeting of the minds that is the Dice Man vs. the Rice Man. That leads us into a discussion about the great Brian Holtzman. A sculpture in Vermont that is right up O'Neill's wheelhouse is described. Aaaaaand, once again, the fast food industry is up to bizarre marketing strategies. What is it now? Arby's rowboats? Burger King private jets? Wendy's capes? And there's some mi

The Game of Thrones fans' number one podcast is BACK, baby! This week, O'Neill talks of his recent travels, which involved a trip to Cave City and a stay at a haunted hotel. Danish describes an awkward encounter he had with a neighbor and something that happened to him at the grocery store. After that, D+O talk about what happened to a 21 year old Chinese woman when she watched the Avengers movie. There's also a HOT Coachella update. If you went, you may want to head to a doctor. A few bizarre happenings from the MMA world are discussed. There's a quick Guy Fieri update (who doesn't need that in their life?). Then, it's on to a story that was sent to us so much that we just had to cover it. YOU wanted it. YOU got it. We update a despicable character we discussed a while back. Then, it's a throwback to the air raid sirens because a story gets under O'Neill's skin. After that, it's some miscellaneous Tom Foolery. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

O'Neill opens the show talking about a trip he's taking that will involve both cave exploration and a stay at a haunted hotel. After that, there's an important Rachael Ray update! Danish gives an update on the weird "club" that's in a backyard behind his place. The good times keep on rollin' with the tale of a guy who sued his parents for destroying his adult film collection. HORSE ALERT! It's been a long time, but we had to cover the tail (get it?!?) of a man "admiring" horses in fields. Then, it's on to a mystery that one father tried to solve. The law enforcement in this one is UNREAL. Finally, it took almost 200 episodes to report on a sauna arrest! After that, it's an introduction to a great family, the Teeters. It's the story of a boy, his iguana, and his dad who got arrested for using the iguana in a bar fight. If that isn't crazy enough, a dude threatens people with "an army of turtles".

And we're back with another episode to titillate the masses. On this funky fresh episode, we get into all sorts of wild hijinks. We open the show with breaking news about Brendan "the Dassman" Dassey. Spoiler alert: he's not going to Wrestlemania just yet. We also discuss a mother/son duo who rival Dassman and his mom Barb(the mom is referenced in the episode title). These two are quite the pair! A possible new segment is debuted: when pet ownership goes wrong (two different stories discussed on this subject). Also, a disgusting new mayo is so gross that we can't tell if it's even real. Hear all this and more, on...the Danish and O'Neill podcast.

Meow. Get it? Cause of the episode title? HILARIOUS stuff. Anyhow, on this episode, there's a very special Wrestlemania recap from none other than Brendan Dassey and his mom Barb. There's also some quick fast food talk. After that, there's a whole bunch of animal related topics discussed. One is about how a mom saved her son from a mountain lion. Another is about a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at a zoo. There's some falcon on a plane talk and even a sad/crazy discussion about a "drug lord" and his cat. There's also some miscellaneous fun thrown in there to boot. You're gonna love this one with all your heart.