Danish And O'neill

The show opens with a story about an absolute pool playing legend! You have to hear this one to believe it. ESPN may do a 30 for 30 on this guy. Speaking of sports, there's some brief MMA talk after that. We talk lactation in the fight game and some Connie Mac. We then head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana and cover our first ever low-speed chase! This one is a real doozy. As the episode title suggests, we cover the world of art in this one. First, it's a story of someone who paid 18k for an "invisible sculpture". We also discuss the world's spiciest chip and people who do computer duster. But, then it's back to art! We discuss a "scent artist", who suffuses scents into rooms for people to experience. This leads us into discussing one of the most repugnant smells we've ever encountered. We also come up with an idea for a new art exhibit. What a cultured episode!

This week's show starts off by giving an update on a topic covered on last week's show: bears and their hibernating schedule. Our listener, "the bear man" weighs in on the topic. After that, there's some brief Bigtime Tommy and Daddy Man discussion. We then get into some Demi Lovato news (you're all waiting for it!). Does someone in the comedy world have beef with D+O??? Oooooooh. Listen and find out if there's something going on or much ado about nothing. After that, we talk about an Austrian brothel that is approaching Covid vaccination in a different way than more traditional places. O'Neill talks about some interesting crowd members he encountered at the Comedy Store. That leads into a story about a California teacher using some non-traditional and out-of-the-box and possibly insane teaching methods. Danish asks for some advice about a dude who keeps inserting himself in his family walks. We end the show by wondering where the Bushman is these days.

Danish opens the episode describing something strange happening on his drive in to do the show. There's a Brian Holtzman update: hear what it's like to be at a comedy festival with him and what time he likes to get to the airport at for an early AM flight. O'Neill talks about Dave Chappelle's high school refusing his money to build a new theatre. After that, Danish goes into yet another bear sighting he had with the family. We talk about Naked Roast Battle, and O'Neill comes up with an idea for a revolutionary new comedy show. Then, we talk about the vodka EVERYONE is clamoring for: Arby's french fry vodka. Mmm mmm mmm. We segue into a discussion of a high school where male students gave male faculty members lapdances as a part of a pep rally. Speaking of good ideas, a celebrity wants Guy Fieri to officiate her wedding! Who is it? Why does she want him to do it? These questions and more are answered on the podcast! That leads us into talking about various celebrity wedding officiants. Then, we close talking a

Danish starts it off this week with a few tales from family walks. One involves some wildlife, and the other something he thinks he heard. After that, there's some trick-or-treating wrap up discussion with some tales told from Halloween night (not particularly spooky, so your kids can listen without getting too scared). Speaking of Halloween, it's time for the annual "do people really tamper with candy" convo! A youngster in Ohio pulled a real fast one on authorities but got caught. Hear what he did and why. Then, it's an all-time great D+O story. It really checks almost all the boxes. What an unreal tale abbout the human experience (and monkeys). We also follow-up on the lawyer who got arrested for walking the beach dressed as Michael Myers with a real knife. After that, it's time for the 2021 Toy Hall of Fame class! Hear who's nominated and celebrate and get angry. We talk about Squidgame for a little and wrap it up with some MMA discussion. 

O'Neill leads it off talking about Halloween costumes that have been deemed inappropriate and off-limits. Danish mentions a recent video he saw online with some gorillas having a little too much fun at the zoo in front of onlookers. Then, the HBO documentary series, "The Way Down" is discussed. The leader of the religious group's hairdo is broken down and analyzed (it's that good!). After that bit of tom foolery, we move on and discuss how one Shaman started a huge fire. Was bear urine involved? You betcha! Also, the most frivolous lawsuit is discussed. Hear how one woman is trying to get some money out of Geico. Speaking of the bizarre, wasting people's time, and hairdos, we talk about a Mexican rapper/reggaeton artist, who decided to really spice things up in the hair department. And we're talking REALLY spice things up. We close it with some VR adult film talk and other miscellaneous topics. And that'll do it.

It's a Halloween edition of Danish and O'Neill! Remember, please check candy for razors, foreign objects, and other tom foolery! We start the show with a quick update on a topic from episode 318: Chuck Liddell's arrest. We set the record straight, as Chucky wasn't charged with anything. That leads us right into talking about Connie Mac making headlines again by allegedly assaulting an Italian DJ (one who lives in Italy, not some guy in Long Island or the Jersey Shore). Then, there's a SPOOKY update about friend of the show, John J. Little. Please, send peaceful non-ghost/non-dog attack vibes John's way during this trying time. And also thoughts and prayers to the poor maintenance man at his hotel, too! After that, it's the classic example of a lawyer trying a hilarious Halloween prank (that others didn't find very funny at all). After that, it's the mysterious case of a ninja, who causes chaos during a military training exercise. Can this man be stopped? What does he want? Do you know who he is? What about hi

Hey, it's me, episode 318. I start off with the guys giving an update on the John Little paranormal situation. John is looking into the hair hauntings! After that, the dudes discuss Bill Shatner going into space at 90 years old (or young, depending on how you look at life). There's some brief space talk, which takes us right into Demi Lovato's hot new show about extraterrestrials. Hear what word she feels should NOT be used to refer to them. Take note, everyone. This is important. That leads into some talk about the Amazon docu-series, LuLaRich. Then, it's on to some sad news. Dog the Bounty Hunter hurt his ankle and can't pretend to look for a fugitive. Get well soon, Dog! After that, hear what one teacher did to protest mandatory vaccines. It's definitely an out-of-the-box approach. We end with a little MMA talk and by talking about the childlike beauty and wonder of GSP. 

We open up this week by briefly explaining our two week absence. After that, O'Neill has a paranormal update involving a friend of the show! It will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Danish also has an update about a friend of the show (hint: mamamamamama!). Then, it's some news and notes from around the MMA world (Nick Diaz vs. Lawler, GSP, Jon Jones). Danish talks about the book Mindhunter, which details John Douglas, an FBI trailblazer when it came to psychological profiling. Staying in the world of law enforcement, or in this case "law enforcement", we discuss Dog the Bounty Hunter turning a manhunt into a PR opportunity. There's some talk of Dave Chappelle's latest special. The show closes with Danish talking about some foul-mouthed middle schoolers hanging out at a park for young children. We talk about a way to deter them from using bad language...bringing in the filthiest comics we know to teach them a little about the art of swearing.

Ooooooh yeah! This week, we start off talking about the much anticipated new season of Dancing with the Stars. Who's on the cast? Who got snubbed? Tune in for details! That conversation perfectly flows into the next one like a beautifully rich red wine. Because Brian Austin Green is on the upcoming DWTS season, and his ex-wife, Megan Fox, is busy galivanting around town with rapper/actor, Machine Gun Kelly. They enjoy posting "edgy" photos. Why? Who knows? Then, the show makes history: for the first time, we hear a new defense in the case of a teacher having a relationship with a student. What is it? Weeeeeeeell, I'm not going to spoil it for you. So, stop being a lazy Susan and listen and find out some info. After that, some super intelligent Taco Bell employees make a few bad decisions that just may come back to bite them in the beeeee-hind. After that, it's the classic case of police being called because a pet chimp has broken out of its cage inside someone's home. This one gets crazy. Listener discretion

We start off talking about the upcoming fight between Vitor Belfort and Evander Holyfield (this was recorded before the fight took place). We talk about the new genre of freak show boxing and what a circus this particular card is. Then, it's on to a MAJOR controversy that no one has the guts to talk about: actors wearing fat suits. It's time to put a stop to this! After that, it's off to Fresno, where a dude got a DWJ (listen to find out what that stands for). After that, we head to Utah, where an angry citizen thinks a government official should change his last name because it's profane.  

Show starts talking about a big star appearing at the La Jolla Comedy Store! We have it on good authority that the shows were hilarious and heroic. There's some quick Pazuzu wrap-up talk because O'Neill finished the doc, "The Stranger You Know" on Hulu. Then, it's a Dassey family BOMBSHELL! It's a piece of information that has somehow evaded us for all these years. The Dassey/Avery family tree is more intertwined than you think! After that, it's on to another legednary family: the Bounty Hunters, as in the Dog the Bounty Hunters. There's a controversy in the family (shocker!), and the Dog is on the defensive. Hear his intelligent takes. And also, keep in mind he's 33 1/3 Apache when you listen. That really comes into play here. The hits keep on coming on this episode because we then move on to world renowned scumbag, Steven Seagal. Hear why he's in hot water once again. We end with a BANG when we discuss a must hear update on a topic we covered a while back. This episode will blow your socks clean off so plea

BIG NEWS! O'Neill starts us off with a bombshell: he had his first mountain lion sighting. He's getting closer to P-22. Slow and steady. To promote Eleanor Kerrigan's new album, "Lady Like", we review the track titles from it. Next, we discuss how a reality show powerhouse of a man destroys DeWitt in a squat competition. Spoiler alert: there's a special call from DeWitt later in the episode to discuss this, and he puts us in our place with some sage wisdom. Then, it's a first on the show: a drive-by hawking! Some dude in what is believed to be the UK filmed himself throwing a hawk out of a car to hunt and kill other birds. Is this cool? Lazy hunting? Hear our discussion on this important matter that is taking over the headlines in 2021. Then, we talk about what one of the Kardashian/Jenners gave her daughter for her birthday. It's a strange present. One that most of us got to experience for free (unfortunately). That leads to a discussion about celebrity spending habits and excess. After that, we talk about t

The show kicks off with some light Stevie Seagal bashing but quickly turns into the topic of making California king bunk beds. After that, we transition into talking about how delusional and desperate Conor McGregor has become, and we highlight some of his latest antics. We also talk about how many different groups of brothers that have become pro fighters and talk about what a big draw it would be if they fought. Then, we discuss a Christian woman who has found the ultimate niche, a religious Only Fans account. Hear all about her holy rollin' approach to being scantily clad. After that, we highlight friend of the show, Brandon Schaub's whiskey. Since he's a comic we respect and look up to, that leads us into talking about how Damon Wayans wants to go up against Dave Chappelle in a Verzuz battle. That gets our wheels turning, and we talk about different comedic match-ups and the overall Verzuz show. We stay in the comedy world and talk about a clip someone sent us of Big Earl saying we used to make comedians

This week starts off with a very special PSA from Big Earl Skakel, concerning how to behave if you happen to be lucky enough to get a ticket to one of his shows. He wants the dogs called off (they were never called, but you get it). This leads to a discussion about why D+O listeners yell out "mamamama" and "pew" when Earl is onstage and what he should do about it. Danish excitedly describes a kid he saw, who he thinks may have a bright future (on a particular TLC show). That segues right into the sad loss of a TLC star. Don't worry, they probably already have somebody waiting in the wings. TLC is always prepared and have a deep bench. We congratulate the UFC fighter who called out the living legend Hasbulla after his recent win and then take a quick opportunity to take some shots at Connie Mac (always warranted and fun). Speaking of taking shots, we turn our attention to Nick Cannon, who is never afraid to say/do stupid things. In this case, it's his take on fatherhood that is discussed. Speaking of father of

Hey there, ho there, hi there. This episode starts off with some news about the show's fave comic. After that, Danish talks about seeing Snoop Dogg do some Olympic coverage for NBC. That leads into Danish talking about the Woodstock 99 documentary that's on HBO Max. It's a real doozy. That weekend made Fyre Festival look like a utopia. O'Neill discusses a show he watched on HBO Max as well, an animated show called Prince. After that, it's finally time for a Jean-Claude Van Damme update! Eat your obese heart out, Seagal. JCVD is a real man's man, and people still clamor to see him! After last week's shocking info about American Pickers, O'Neill drops a Frank Fritz bombshell! This situation is getting UGLY. And that wraps up another unbelievable episode. 

Howdy to you and yours. This week, we open up with a little MMA talk. We talk about Connie McGregor and his latest antics. Danish reveals that Miesha Tate was breastfeeding all week before her recent fight while doing media obligations. That leads us into some (anti) Olympics talk. Hear about the breastfeeding controversy. Speaking of controversy, we discuss Simone Biles and even get into the "twisties". Who knew you'd get your gymnastics fix on this show?!? After that, Danish talks about an interesting experience he had a militant public pool. Hear all about the over the top lifeguards and how they were abusing their power. From there, we transition into some American Pickers talk. Mike Wolfe has a new lady, and Frank Fritz is on the outs?!? Woa! Explosive stuff. Back to Olympic talk: hear what one athlete blamed their positive PED test on. It's hog wild. Speaking of hog wild, we cover an article about a pilot who got out of control on a flight. O'Neill shares something bizarre he encountered on a recent fli

www.beachcopspodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation bins. We really examine this problem and offer up ideas on how to prevent it. We also discuss snakes slithering through plumbing and ending up in your toilet. Speaking of toilets, Andrew tells us about his record-setting bathroom experience, and we accuse him of shenanigans. We even get into jazz musicians, and O'Neill makes up a cool new instrument, the trumpis. Also, we have some ideas on how to play awesome practical jokes on the TSA and an innovative idea that could just change the way people fly. Just like Beach Cops, this one gets wild and crazy but in the best of ways.

This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we get into Connie McGregor's demise. We also cover his post fight antics and allegations. After that, it's a sad Making a Murderer update (a lot of TV talk on this episode). The bad news just keeps on comin'...we're sad to report that the world's tallest horse, Big Jake, has passed away. Please don't ask the date he passed because his owner does NOT want him remembered by a date, you insensitive ghouls. We somehow start discussing Cardi B and her daughter's expensive jewelry. O'Neill expresses his true feelings about the olympic games. We finish it up by talking about this and that and a little reality TV.

Once again, we're joined by Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy, El-El Cool K, and Big E! She starts out by telling us about some exciting gigs she has in the near future and mentions how one is byoc (bring your own chairs). Hear how her brothers managed to mess this up the last time she was at this place. Also, hear about Eleanor's "clubbing" days, and about an encounter she allegedly had with a celebrity. Eleanor tells us about what it's like to go on the road with Brian Holtzman. There's the pressure of filming his Instagram videos, intense games of cornhole, and much, much more! There's a quick debate over whether Bill Cosby was a funny comic. That leads us into talking about Bill being released from prison. After that, Eleanor describes what it's like to go mattress shopping with the Dice man (OH!). And, she talks about how her family handled her break-up with the king of leathah (Uncle Dice!). Eleanor has a close encounter with her hero and love interest, Sly Stallone. We also learn something we didn't know abou

Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find out the secondhand advice he got from Doug Stanhope that really resonated with him. As always, it's a wild Holtzman ride, but it will have you laughing from beginning to end.