Danish And O'neill

O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee, who once big-timed the show by not coming on, has passed away. We talk about his legacy and various theories about his death. Then, Danish talks about his second bear sighting! Bears galore in his new area!!! Also, a random woman in a parking lot rooted for Danish's death (or serious injury). Hear what that's all about on THIS show. Meanwhile, some random pedestrian decided to tell O'Neill where to park his car. That segues nicely into a video someone sent us about two larger women who wanted diapers that made them feel more attractive to the opposite sex. We talk about Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman being in

We start out episode 3 oh 3 by talking about the 2 oh 9's own, Nate Diaz. We discuss his most recent fight and a piece ESPN wrote about him. Then, it's a California teenager vs. a bear on a wall! Who reigns supreme? After that, we talk about how Bill Cosby refuses therapy, which would get him out of prison. Then, it's off to Russia to talk about Hasbulla, the Russian social media STAR, who also happens to own a pet monkey (and he looks like a child, despite being a teenager). Speaking of Russia, Stevie Seagal joined a Kremlin political party. He's as awesome a guy as ever! O'Neill talks about rewatching some episodes of Seagal's "reality" show, Lawman. We move from Seagal to an Austrian soldier, who got a tattoo on an unusual body part. And, it's not the nicest tattoo. In another case of man vs. beast, this time, a diver allegedly gets swallowed by a whale! We end by talking about the s-storm Chrissy Teigen has found herself in lately. And that's all she wrote! Right now, visit CREDIT KARMA DOT COM SLASH WIN

We're joined by Kevin Biggins, who's a comic and writer (Family Guy!). We've been writing a TOP SECRET project with him for six months, and this is the first time we met him in person. What a meeting it was!  We discussed all sorts of titilating topics. We opened up talking about living in close proximity to your neighbors. We ask Kevin about his last name, and he shares some stories about it. There's also some bathroom etiquette conversation and stories. Kevin talks about his freshman year roommate and shared some interesting fun facts about him. He also shares a story about weeping from beauty in Hawaii. Kevin brings up phrases and words he doesn't like. He talks about how he got his job at Family Guy, and how he climbed the ladder to become a writer there. He even discusses how one renegade quit the gig. Kevin admits it wasn't always smooth sailing for him and gets into a story about how he was dumped in the 8th grade for being a prude. As a man who lives in Danish's original LA neighborhood, Kevin se

As the tite suggests, yes, Big Earl is back!!! And, he's better than before! For the first time in a LONG time, we get to hang out with none other than the Daddyman. We catch up and hit all the major topics you'd want us to with Big Earl: Varvatos pants, Sweet Cheeks, , Cameo, and run-ins with D+O listeners, etc. Does he have an axe to grind on this episode? Listen and find out for yourself. But spoiler alert, yes. Yes, he does. Who's it with? No spoiler alerts there. As always, it's a great episode when the Skake's in the building.

O'Neill starts off the festivities by saying that he's got a flasher in his neighborhood. He's taking to the streets to solve the case. Danish shares a funny text he got from the Daddyman, Earl Skakel. Then, we kick it up a notch by talking about Russia's new ambassador, Stevie boy Seagal, who was sent to Venezuela on a goodwill mission. Sadly, this is NOT a joke. Guy Fieri and the Tiger King both made recent power plays (not hockey related), and the fellas discuss them. A BRAVE woman goes on Tik Tok to confess to something she did 8 years ago, and it's empowering other women to do the same. Speaking of power plays, Nick Diaz is training some new "fighters"! Then, it's on to farm talk because two landowners get in a property dispute, and one takes a drastic measure. After that, we whisk away to Kid Rock's honky tonk bar and grille in Nashville, where one customer did the unthinkable! Also, we cover an elderly woman who's a serial stowaway on flights. And that's the 300th episode, folks!

As the title suggests, we are joined by Eleanor Kerrigan. We cover a variety of topics, including Eleanor's family, Comedy Store stuff, Diceman, yam bags, lifeguarding, accents, and much, much more! As per usual, Eleanor really nailed her appearance on the show, which will pay dividends for her career. 

For the first time in forever (to quote the classic movie Frozen), we're back recording in the same geographic location again! Rejoice!!! We open up with a sad announcement made by one of the greats in the comedy business. Danish shares some advice he heard experts are trying to spread in India. O'Neill asks if there's an uptick in people reading while walking. He also shares a run-in he had while hiking. We got a tiger on the loose in the Houston area! It's still at large (and most likely livin' large). Danish talks about a video that someone sent on Twitter, which was of a monkey answering a door in Russia and paying for pizza. "In Russia"....! Danish shares a new fighter that he enjoys: Jiri Prochazka. He is a sight to behold! That gets us into a conversation about Diego Sanchez, and his new trainer, who uses some unconventional training techniques to say the least. We head to Australia, where someone complains about their neighbor making too much noise while making love. We talk about Brian Holtzman for a

We talk to the legend Brian Holtzman via Zoom from Austin, Texas.

This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, doing birth announcements on Cameo. We move on to a BIG SPREAD on the nicest guy in the world, Guy Fieri (supposed to be pronounced Fiedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Speaking of celebs, we discuss Hilary Duff talking about having her nine year old present for her homebirth and how this has become a "thing" out there (not her talking about it, but people are including their kids in home births). It's a quick hitter this week, but it's as powerful as ever! Also, there will be a Brian Holtzman bonus episode coming at'cha this week.

We were supposed to have a guest this week, but it fell through! We open the show by talking about a new TLC show (they've done it again, folks!). It's called "Extreme Sisters", and the title is right on the money. These sisters are EXTREMELY close. All sorts of weird situations unfold on this show, and we explore hypotheticals and scenarios that TLC has caused to stir in our brains. After that, we move on to a sixth grader's science project that will absolutely change the world. This kid is going places, ladies and gentlemen! O'Neill talks about a documentary he saw all about cons and explains "scam rap". That leads us into a scandal that involves Goop (one of the best candle companies out there). Learn about OMing and the allegedly shady details that it entails. And that will wrap up another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. 

The episode kicks off with a quick plug for friends of the show, Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman, who will be doing a gig in Reno in June. Then, there are a few listener emails regarding topics we discussed last week. After that, we discuss about a video that went viral that is a classic man vs. beast battle. In this case, it's a dude going toe-to-toe with a bobcat. That keeps us satiated for a while, but alas, we move on and talk about a judge in Bermuda who's as honest as they come. Danish brings up a famous youtuber who allegedly seriously injured his friend in some stunt. After that bad news, we needed to pick our spirits up. What better way than discussing a man going on a 400 mile run in a teddy bear costume? Danish briefly talks about a Hulu docuseries called Sasquatch. We close by going over the circus that was Jake Paul versus Ben Askren. 

O'Neill opens the show with a gondola confession (hence the show's title). Hear what disturbed the poor, unsuspecting gondola worker. Danish tells of his experience in Party City. They sure know how to party! This leads into a conversation about different levels of customer service and when it's too much. Then, there's some brief MMA talk as we discuss the latest with the drama king, Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we read possibly the greatest quote of all time. It's from DMX, and it's about his overall thoughts on Steven Seagal. Then, we move on to a neighborhood dispute over a minature frog statue. It gets heated! Who's right? Who's wrong? Whose frog? Also, we're super proud to announce that we're rising up the ranks of stuffed animal f'ing podcasts! Yup, we got another one of those this week. Look at us soar! Following last week's dyphallia story, we now discuss a woman with two v's! Then, it's the story that's dividing Cincinatti...are there, or are there not monkeys on the loose there? Spoiler alert: i

The show opens with O'Neill talking about a giant lizard running amok in a 7-11 in Thailand. Danish chimes in with a gruesome story involving a recent MMA fight. O'Neill then brings up a recent road rage incident that took place in Los Angeles. Then, it's a soap opera style wedding! It took place in China and has more twists and turns than an old country road (and buffet, hiyo!). Fake doctor news!!!!! This time, a fake doctor was practicing in Jacksonville, Florida and drinking Four Loko on the job (not a joke). After that, we move on to a racy teacher in Wales, who just couldn't bite his tongue about anything, and shockingly, it came back to bite him. This leads us into talking about some of our own teachers and where they may have gone wrong as well. We also talk about the pressing issue that is the photo SCANDAL involving Khloe Kardashian. Justice for Khoe!!!!! After that, there's a Big Earl update. He's living the dream! Speaking of living the dream, a new world record holder was recently born! Look up wh

We kick this one off hot and heavy with a little mma talk, noting that Nate Diaz will be back in the octagon in 2021. Danish asks O'Neill "what was I a part of last night" and gives him a scenario he was involved with at the grocery store. This sparks different theories, possibilities, and avenues of conversation. Then, it's on to a controversy with Amazon, where some drivers are saying they're not being given proper bathroom breaks. We add our own knowledge from our days as delivery drivers. That leads us into a convo about Jeff Bezos' ex-wife's new husband. After that, we discuss a pilot who gets caught on the air traffic controller channel going on a rant about people from San Francisco. Florida news alert! A dude gets a DUI and has a...support animal python in the passenger seat. O'Neill describes a painting he received in the mail from a listener. Then, it's a tale of a stolen truck and a battle between the thief and owner. Fight for that truck! Danish talks about people constantly challenging former NBA

O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of t

Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit that involves the restaurant Panda Express. The allegations are pretty wild. There's a quick update about a show favorite and also a quick hitter about a Danish woman who doesn't want to shave her stache or unibrow anymore and thinks that's the ticket to finding true love. Then, we talk about a dude who's metal af, and he even proves it by turning his uncle's remains (bones) into a guitar. Rock on! Another cool dude we talk about stole a slide from a playground and attached it to his kid's bunk bed. We finish it up with some quick car talk.

We start out the episode with a bear update via a listener email (we have a real bearer in our midst!).  This is groundbreaking bear news!  And a great tidbit you can throw out at your next dinner party (whether it's via Zoom or not). Staying on bears, we talk about the upcoming "cocaine bear" movie. Then, we briefly discuss censorship and all the recent warnings and cancellations. After that, we talk about a dude who got a little naughty with a stuffed animal in a Target. That leads us down many paths and has pondering a bunch of hypotheticals. Then, it's onto a quick update of a story we did a long back, about a doctor who sprinkled some cocaine on his genitals and killed an unsuspecting woman. After that, we have yet another Only Fans couple! The dude in this one is behind the camera, and he's real cocky about his lady and her magnetism. We then segue into some serious LOVE...Fieri family love. Hear Guy's tips for a long marriage and about when and how he started frosting his tips. That leads int

O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip.  He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy.  Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store.  Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family.   Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!).  After that, we talk about a mother who got on Only Fans, which rubbed some the wrong way.  Danish has finally started watching Cobra Kai, so we discuss the show and world of Karate Kid.  Following that, we discuss people who think the recent snow in Texas is fake.  Speaking of Texas, there's a quick Brian Holtzman update/story.  After that, we share a truly frightening story that took place in an outhouse.  O'Neill caught some 1,000 Pound Sisters on TLC and shares his thoughts.  After that, it's some odds and ends to wrap up the episode.     Every purchase at MANSCAPED DOT COM goes towards

Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener.  O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike.  Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know).  Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel.  This leads us into talking about "web sleuths".  After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue.  However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair.  We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!).  Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling.  Enough is enough!  We finally address this HUGE problem.  Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know wha

Howdy, folks.  O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro.  Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting.  Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion!  He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped.  That leads us into a little MMA talk.  We even mention Stockton's finest citizens.  After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old.  Any guesses on who it could be?  That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH.  We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed.  It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals.  The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recentl