Are You Scared Of These Stories?

Absolute power corrupts absolutely in this sexual and violent avant-garde retelling of The Prince and the Pauper. In this bold and daring reimagining of the Mark Twain and Disney classic, the Scary Storytellers weave an intricate plot filled with thrilling twists and turns as a poor, simple minded country rat goes mad with power after trading places with a rich city rat with delicate features who’s looking to escape the stresses of urban life. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Twitter: https://bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: https://bit.ly/2EcW3Qv Facebook: https://bit.ly/2GrPeAP

There’s only one thing in life better than getting spooked deep down in your pants and that’s getting sauced out of your sauce-loving mind on the freshest of marinara and Alfredo sauces. Get a jar of thick sauce, and start suckin it down right along with The Scary Storytellers as they brave the sauce storm and ride the waves of sauce right into the dawn of a sauce-pocalypse with special guest Man Corvetti of the hit Chow Channel reality show Restaurants Grills and Thrills. www.aysots.com Facebook: http://bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: http://bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: http://bit.ly/2zEshC4

Merry Cryptmas guys and ghouls! It’s the 3rd annual AYSOTS Scaremas! As Russia invades the United States, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society pass the time by telling each other spooky Christmas stories about spiders, time travelers, and clip shows. Special Guest: Santa Claus and his tactical reindeer assault unit. www.aysots.com facebook.com/areyouscaredofthesestories instagram: AYSOTS twitter: @aysots

The Scary Storytellers face the wrath of Zatarains Baby Kane, an inter-dimensional creature that will do whatever it takes to turn one of the scary storytellers into a dark crystal. To fight Zatarains, one member of the scary storytellers society reluctantly enlists the help of a time-traveling vaudevillian that's summoned by a Casio keyboard. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots areyouscaredinfo@gmail.com

The Scary Storytellers try to win the grand prize on America's Funniest Home Videos only to discover that Bob Saget uses AFV as a front for his snuff video ring involving Hollywood's 90's sitcom dad elite. www.aysots.com Twitter: @aysots instagram: aysots soundcloud.com/areyouscaredofthesestories

Buh Ligh Lihme is the taste of the summer

The Scary Storytellers hear a terrifying story about a mad man named Dr. Jeff Blaze who is so obsessed with burning people alive that he's turned his house into a fucking oven. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS

In episode 26, the Scary Storytellers are mauled to death by bears. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/…/are-you-scared-the…/id1059640032…

Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.

For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.'s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United States government enact brutal corporal and psychological punishment. The Scary Storytellers prank a fellow member who turns them into S.A.P.P.C.E.S. and all three are sent to this secret underground military detention center/torture camp where they're subjected to water boarding and relentless depants-ing all while forced to listen to David Lee Roth. Special Guest: Nazi scientist and human torture enthusiast Dr. Death.

Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.

The scary storytellers band together to honor their dead friend only to discover his spirit has possessed Plucky the Sailor doll. Unlike Chucky from Child’s Play, Plucky the sailor boy is the only doll who’s “a true shipmen of the navy” and dances to clam digs in little wooden booties. If the scary storytellers can’t get their friend’s soul back into his body by midnight, he’ll be trapped inside Plucky forever. Standing between them and their friend’s freshly buried corpse are Nigerian witchdoctors, a reality TV star, teenagers with a talking chimp, and a gay demon toymaker who wrote the book on trapping spirits in doll boys.

Get your Surge kids and get ready to chug it down right along with the Surge Rangers in part two of this action-packed, Surge soaked thrill ride! Trapped in Angel Valley and forced to fight alongside the Surge Rangers, the Scary Storytellers dive deeper into the fully loaded, carbos fueled nightmare world of the Surge Rangers TV show as they do battle with giant monsters using Surge powered dino-bots. Surge Rangers theme performed by Johnny DiCarlo of NeverWake and Joshua Revels of Chaos Killed aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS

The Scary Storytellers quickly learn the true power of Surge after being sucked into an action-packed episode of a show that's sponsored by the fully loaded soda. Surge Rangers Theme performed by Johnny Dicarlo of Neverwake and Josh Revels of Chaos Killed

When Sumptin Teas becomes the new Are Your Scared Sponsor, the scary storytellers are magically whisked away to the Sumptin Tea ranch where they learn the terrifying secret of what makes every brewed batch of Sumptin Teas so strong

One of the members of the Scary Storytellers makes a deal with the Tennamen's Coffee Corporation exchanging scary story tapes for a limitless supply of delicious Tennamen's coffee with bold flavor that's really good.

One of the members of the scary storytellers uses an old CB radio to communicate with his dead uncle across time and space so they can stop his murder.

To escape the chill of winter and get into the Christmas spirit, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society gather together indoors around the Yule log fire only to discover that an escaped mental patient is killing his way back home for the holidays, and he has enacted the Santa Clause giving him the powers of Old Saint Nick.

After one of the members of the Scary Storytellers loses half of his family in a horrible accident, he inherits a collection of Al Hitchcock films that inspire him to follow his dreams of being a filmmaker. He tells the guys the plot of his upcoming film, the story of Walter Pith...Perth a man who watches the world with eyes that pop out of his skull like the lady from Ripley's Believe It or Not!

The scary storytellers are abducted by extra terrestrials and taken aboard an alien space craft where they're subjected to bizarre experiments, disco parties and relentless probing.