Wigs & Wice

We know, we're as shocked as you are to see us pop up in your new episodes. But we're here and 2020 is almost freaking over! While we wait patiently for all the important people to get the vaccine first, let's stay indoors and listen to us tell you about all the fun stuff we read, watched, listened to and drank to keep us sane in the wildest year on record. We hope to be back soon in 2021 but we made this one just as long to tide you over until we get our acts together. Love you, wigs!

Hi, Wigs! Staying home? Good, us too. Hear another episode in less than a week - see, we're helping keep you sane. Ish. This week we attempt to laugh at what this pandemic is doing to us, stomp a mudhole in Natalie Maines' ex-husband's face, ruin Indiana Jones and spoil the hell out of Love is Blind (literally - skip 54:00 - 1:06:40) if you haven't watched yet and if you haven't watched yet, YOU HAVE WEEKEND PLANS). Give it a listen - if you love it, tell a friend! If you don't, what do you expect, this shit is free!  WE REPEAT - LOVE IS BLIND SPOILERS (54:00-1:06:40) 

I think we are! Did absence make the heart grow fonder? Because WE. MISSED. YOU. No really, we're keeping our social distance because that is responsible and appropriate but boy, are we sending the love. And our first new episode in over two months (gulp)! Fear not, with all this staying home, we're trying to get back to the old days of, wait for it, WEEKLY episodes. So, slip on your old wigs and fill up a glass because Wigs & Wice is back for your listening pleasure. The audio quality is a little glitchy at times, but we're working on that, too. Wouldn't be W&W if there weren't some technical difficulties, right? Right?? You still there? Great, press play and stay safe. 

Listen, we know we said we shan't pop nary another cork, but... then the Oscars went and continued to be lame AF. So we're serving you some slightly popped cork realness along with a few Troll Patrols that will have you questioning if it's your version of reality that's skewed. And as always, we'll flip our wigs with the things that made us happy this month. 

Can you believe it, Wigs? We made it through 2019, relatively unscathed! We're not promising anything for 2020. We know, we know... we gave up popping corks a couple episodes ago but when it comes to wrapping up the year, we had to share our rants one last time. There's also a whole lot of Wigs to flip in the world of books, TV, music and movies so you know just what to binge through the holidays. Thanks for listening! 

Hi Wigs! This week, we're not popping corks! We want to keep things light, fun and positive going into this holiday season, so we bring you our top five activities that don't involve Black Friday. Along with some second opinions and - of course - we flip our wigs, because we'll always have things to flip our wigs about. 

It's been three years, Wigs! Can you believe it? The only unbelievable thing is that we still have no idea what's going on with our sound equipment! As is slightly evident this week, but at least we're consistent right?? Speaking of consistency, it may be time to retire one of the segments we've done since the beginning. Popping corks just makes us feel like popping off these days, so enjoy one? last one before we fill that space with something more positive-- or at least fun. But don't worry, this week is still full of some gripes including Todrick Hall, a super fucked up haunted house and a baffling turn for Queen Meryl. Hey, not everything can be Mama Mia! Here We Go Again! 

Hi, Wigs! Remember us?! That's right, we're back after having taken the summer off totally on purpose and not at all in an unplanned way. We missed you and our usual shenanigans, so we're back in full force. It's an episode of doughy white dudes including the salsa dancing potato that is Sean Spicer and the racist, D-bag "comedian" that was cast on SNL for about three minutes. We also flip our wigs for All In With Iskra both have a lovefest for T. Swift's LOVER. We're glad to be back, and promise to never leave you so long again... until we accidentally do. 

Listen, we're not known for keeping our knickers knot-free, but this week might take the cake. Maybe it's that we've been away a while or maybe it was the bottle of wine, but we took it out on the Cats trailer, Disney World Mom, Titus Burgess, Jake Paul and yes, even the Queen herself. Something must be in the air. That has to be it. It can't be the wine. We oop our way through it all AND a Troll Patrol that gives new meaning to "Bitches who go to diners need to act right." That may actually be the only meaning for that. Oh, we got Wigs, too. Cuz we care about some stuff still. Thanks for listening! 

No, white clams are not what we call those pissed off bigots who are mad about the casting of The Little Mermaid remake. But it kind of definitely works. There's also a whole bunch of other rants about the latest KUWTK drama, Jeffrey Epstein, streaming service overload and yes, even the 1995 classic, "Now and Then." We've got TWO Second Opinions and wigs as fiery red as the one Halle Bailey may or may not wear! You know why? Because things change! And that's okay! Thanks for listening!

Hi, Wigs! We're back with an extra long one starring a very special guest, writer/producer and Paul's hubby, Nick Rufca. We do all the usual nonsense PLUS a deep dive into the career of Madame X (some of you might know her better  as Madonna). Nick is her #1 Stan, so you'll definitely want to hear all the fascinating and honest insights we uncovered over two bottles of rose. All this and so much more, including all the pop culture recommendations you've been craving in film, tv, books and music! Thanks for listening and please remember to rate, review and pass us along to a friend! 

There has never been a more appropriate episode title. Spoiler alert, and the only one you're going to get, Lindsay hated the Game of Thrones finale. She talks about it A LOT. In detail. It's like when your crazy aunt gets cut off in the Target parking lot and someone steals her spot, except, it's about Game of Thrones. So much.  Here are the actual time stamps in case you are someone who does not want the entire finale spoiled. 7:15-16:30, 38:40-42:15 We also talked about other crap, too. Aladdin, Constance Wu, Tony Robbins, DJ Khaled. All crap. But then we give you our three summertime favorites to kick your summer magic into high gear. It's Memorial Day, Wigs! Wice it up and thanks for listening!

Hi, Wigs! Are you ready for the biggest podcast spectacular of the year starring Hollywood's hottest A-List stars? Well, tough titties, this is just Wigs & Wice! This week we get into our feelings about Game of Thrones, Nicholas Cage, Bob Kraft and starving anal worms (unrelated somehow!) And if that's not enough to make you hit DOWNLOAD, how about a Troll Patrol dispatch with one of the most terrible trolls we've ever had the displeasure of reading? And as always, Wigs for days and days and days. Which is good because you'll need it while you wait in line for Avengers tickets! (That's a dumb joke because no one waits in line for tickets anymore) Thanks for listening and don't forget to rate, review, share and subscribe! 

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Hi, Wigs! What a long strange year it has already been, no? Makes you long for the cozier night terrors of 2018. Thankfully, we're back with another episode filled with lots of confused vigor and fury to make the pain SLIGHTLY less eye-stabby. This week, we wade through the Khloe/Jordyn drama, unravel the insanity of the Momo Challenge and sashay right on past the complications of Leaving Neverland and Jussie Smollett in favor of more important issues... Drag Race Drama!! We've got a double Troll Patrol that takes you from a beloved Los Angeles bodega to just south of the border. And Wigs to keep you smiling long into the weekend. Thanks for listening! 

Whoo, we worked really hard on that title. And you've earned it because we have been MIA. We know. Consistency is not our strong suit. Neither is production value (as you'll see in the first five minutes of terrible recording audio). Why do you guys listen to this podcast again? Because we keeps it 100! And this week, we have extra help in the form of a truly fabulous Wig, Vanessa Strafaci! We dive headfirst into the Grammys, cell phone surveillance, David Foster and Katharine McPhee's never-ending engagement and Meghan Markle's brilliant attempt to take over Buckingham Palace (or at least just have that damn kid in peace). Oh, and we finally checked the email. Seriously, why do you guys listen to this podcast? We love you! 

Hi, Wigs! Here we come slicing back into 2019 like a Mach 3 taking aim at fragile male egos. And even though we can't manage to get this government up and running, our corks are ready to pop on all things crappy from Gwyneth Paltrow and Mary Poppins Returns to Karen Pence and the most popular egg on the planet (ironically not one in the same). We have a revealing new segment on the horrors of those garbage people who walk and date among us and plenty of wigs to help get your January off on the right foot. Even though we're nearly three weeks in. Sorry 'bout 'dat. This is Wigs & Wice!

Hi, Wigs! Well, before we round out this shitshow of a year, we have one more episode for your listening pleasure. And lucky us, you did all the work! That's right, some of our favorite listeners weighed in with their favorite things of the year (and a few popped corks for good measure). We have a twisted Troll Patrol dispatch and even a throwback to one of our very first episodes. Spoiler alert, we got drunk. Love you wigs so much for your support. Thanks for all the love and we'll be back in 2019!

Hi, Wigs! Happy holidays and congrats on zipping up your jeans during this most bloated time of year. Far less bloated (no offense) is this week’s episode, our annual best and worst of the year. That's right, our top five corks and wigs of this relatively terrible but otherwise fabulous year. It’s the perfect escape from when that cousin tries to defend Megyn Kelly and the egg nog runs dry. Enjoy responsibly and thanks for listening!

That's right, Wigs! We're back and so is Finch 93! But we're the ones with loads to blow this week because we've been gone SO long. This is an extra long, jam-packed episode so get yourself a bottle of something extra cold and settle in. We get into that piece of shit from Baylor, blood clots, Youtube Rewind, whatever the hell Poppy is and so much more. Wigs for days that you'll have to wait for, but suffice it to say, you can consider one Netflix Christmas special officially SPOILED. Thanks for listening!