Danish And O'neill

Danish starts 'er out by making a big announcement about someone involved with the show. After that, we inquire about an injury we noticed that Aaron had. O'Neill reports a clown battle, and Danish tells a story about seeing an up and coming unicyclist practicing his moves. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard about a group of Christians singing religious songs on a plane, and this type of behavior is discussed. We grill Aaron about his softball bat and if he doctors it and find out a strange thing the city of Burbank is doing with taxpayer money. We then discuss a story of a woman and man getting into an altercation, and the man ended up getting kissed and having part of his tongue bit off. After that, it's a tale of a cock fight gone wrong! We also talk about a car thief who went back to where he stole the car to scold a parent for leaving their kid in the car when he stole it. O'Neill shares a story about a longtime zamboni driver who recently lost his job. Danish wraps it up by telling a story about a celebrit

O'Neill opens the show with a few tidbits from a recent show he did in Venice, and Aaron hits the guys with his signature bit. He follows-up with a story from a recent show at the Comedy Store. After that, we get into the Netflix documentary series, Bad Vegan. We also discuss a recent youtube video where two brothers spend a day with Steven Seagal and even get to train with the "great master". As per usual, Steve drops some SERIOUS wisdom and that can't be missed. There's also some softball convo with Aaron (he's a manager of two teams!). We get into some stories that went down at the 50th anniversary of the Comedy Store shindig. And that'll do it for another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Thanks, folks!

Sadly, this could be the last appearance of John Little on the show. He's leaving Los Angeles. Hear where he'll be next. We try to help him with ideas on different approaches to showbiz and other ventures we think could bring him the big bucks. We share some of our favorite memories we had together and get into comics he managed to piss off at the Comedy Store. If it's the last time we hear from him, then it's a pretty good send off. Good luck, Johnny! The Danish and O'Neill podcast salutes you!

This week's show kicks off with a much needed update about something we discussed a few shows ago. It's a cautionary tale and must be heard. After that, Danish brings up how Nate Diaz has become the voice of reason in the UFC. He wants other fighters to start behaving themselves! Also, a crazy stunt gone wrong invovling a Tesla and a steep street in Los Angeles is discussed. And, a SHOCKING look into the show's demographic breakdown is revealed. Naturally, the convo turns towards the show's favorite baseball team, the Savannah Bananas. Also, we find out that Aaron is a decorated softball player and the manager of two teams! Danish talks about a very young dirt biker he saw on the streets. We also analyze the tale of a Brazilian pop star going to the hospital for what she claims was holding in her farts. A scary stalker story is also given the D+O treatment. And we close with various news and notes, and O'Neill poses a question about who would win in a battle of classic children's book characters. Helix is off

The show starts with O'Neill talking about some new people he met on his recent comedy trip to Utah. That devolves into talking about arcades, and Aaron shares an off the beaten path arcade game he enjoyed. It then transitions back into ski/comedy trip talk (keep up!). Danish talks about a comedian who likes disrupting local meetings and zoom calls. Then, it's on to the tale of a dude who somehow convinced a woman that he was training her to be a member of the DEA. Classic bit! After that, we talk about the feud of the century: Kanye vs. Pete. We move on to a story about a drunkard getting cut off on a plane but then trying to raid the fridge and steal other passenger's booze. He ended up biting another passenger's ear off. What a time to fly! Danish then laments the fact that he doesn't think he'll ever be able to get food from the speakeasy Mexican joint in his neighborhood.

And we're off to the races on this episode with some quick discussion of the recent passing of Razor Ramon, aka Scott Hall. O'Neill mentions a street performer he saw in his area. Danish discusses a run-in he had with the police. Sound man Aaron says he had a recent run-in with the law as well! After that, it's on to much needed P-22 news!!!! There's been a sighting. Speaking of animals, Danish tells a tale of some idiotic behavior he witness at the LA Zoo. It's on to a bit of MMA news with a few stories about UFC fighter, Kevin Holland. In one, he's a vigilante, and in the other, he has a little beef with Nick Diaz. O'Neill mentions a "celebrity" he interacted with at the Comedy Store. She had a big shoot the day after he saw her. Hope it went well! After that, we talk about the Savannah Bananas' big opening day celebration! They really know how to play baseball with style. Then, as we're about to wrap up the show, there's an end of the show Aaron bombshell! Once again, Aaron surprises us with something from

We start this week's show by talking about former UFC fighter Cain Velasquez, who was recently arrested for attempted murder. After that somber MMA news, we shine a light on some positive MMA news by giving a dinosaur update that will surely make Georges St. Pierre a very, very happy boy. We also discuss a recent Instagram post GSP made. Danish shares some info about a Steven Seagal energy drink commercial someone sent him to watch. Then, it's on to an absolutely grizzly crime (not involving a grizzly bear or any other bear for that matter). Don't do meth, everyone! Don't do meth. Speaking of crime, we head off to Vegas to talk about a guy who was making some "interesting" claims to law enforcement after he was arrested. After that, we get into the story of a Chinese businessman who wants his son to grow up to be a womanizing scumbag. Tired of not hearing any Polish toy updates? Well, the wait is finally over! Today's your day, so enjoy it. Want to join the mile high club but don't like that you can't do it p

It's part 2 with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! Eleanor comes out with guns blazing by revealing that she hates wearing shirts. We also come up with a business plan for a red hot new service, Uber Only Fans, and Eleanor wants in! We find out what it's like to get your car worked on at the "Kerrigan Body Shop". We delve back into the Phat Tuesdays documentary series on Amazon and talk about how Katt Williams allegedly owes a friend of the show money. In the series, Eleanor tells a story about the Dice Man and says they cut the rest of the story. She gives us the full scoop. Eleanor also talks about seeing a female comic that she liked back in the day who wore see-through clothes onstage. Eleanor talks about what a happy Grandpa tipped her with for teaching his grandkid how to swim. It's VERY Philly! Speaking of Philly, Eleanor tells a story of her friends having a stealing competition when they were kids. Danish tells a story of a bit he used to do with a HUGE security guard who came in to work the Phat Tuesday shows at

If you guessed Eleanor is on this week's episode, then give yourself a cookie because you're right! Eleanor starts off talking about her great Grandma Eleanor. BREAKING NEWS! Eleanor reveals that she once got her mother on Roseanne Barr's talk show! Hear the story here!!!!! Spoiler: Eleanor's mom was given some gifts and one was the best gift anyone could ever receive: a trip to Branson, Missouri. Then, Eleanor blows our minds by showing us a picture of great Grandma Eleanor with her whole family. Boy, was it a sight to behold! There's more details about the family picture and Roseanne talk show appearance revealed. And then, we finally switch gears to give you all what you want - to hear about Eleanor's appearance in the Amazon docuseries, Phat Tuesdays. It's about a show that was at the Comedy Store in the late 90's/early 2000's. Eleanor was a waitress at the time, and we even worked at the Comedy Store for a little of it. Hear all about this show from people who were there! It was a wild time.  Freeze

O'Neill starts it off by talking about grocery store music being piped in through the store speakers. Danish tells a sad tale of something he witnessed at the playground. After that, it's a tale from a church that grossed some people out and angered others. Either way, it's definitely an unconventional way to preach. Danish brings up seeing big Earl Skakel getting a mention on an NFL Network shoot. After that, we move on to Pennsylvania, where some monkeys managed to escape from a truck after an accident. Are they caught? Do they change their names and live happily ever after? Well, only one way to find out. We move on and talk a little Bezos, a little Love on the Spectrum season 2, a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you. Danish wraps it up by talking about some 90 Day Fiance legal matters and uncomfortable moments from this current season. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep dot com slash dando. 

It's part 2 with special guest Daddy-man Earl Skakel! We find out why Earl gave up the game of golf, despite being a gifted player. He also describes the time he worked out with the former NBA great, Orlando Woolridge. Then, it's finally time to discuss Liberace! About time someone in the podcasting world tackles this important topic. We talk about how Earl is quick-to-cry. He tells a story about Bob Saget. After that, we go through Earl's old jokes to see if something is a bit or if it's s**t. It's become a fan favorite on D+O, so strap in and hear some of Earl's greatest hits and misses.

It's finally the return of THE one and only Early "the Daddy-man" Skakel! He came prepared with wrestling figures "in case we got bored". He also brought a mask. Earl talks about his leather pants, and a newly clad leather pants wearing comic he's heard rumors about. Earl details how he goes about buying his leather pants (he's a VIP!). He also talks about his hero, Sting (the wrestler, not the singer). When the guys hear about something Earl yelled at a former wrestler in a mall, they accuse him of being a hypocrite for not likeing when people say "mamamamamama!" to him. BREAKING NEWS: Big Earl is no longer pumping iron. He's now doing hot yoga. Hear about what went on during his recent class. Also, find out what two rockstars Earl thinks he's a cross between when it comes to apparel. And, he (once again) declares his love for Miami Vice, so Danish and O'Neill try to see how he'll do with some Vice trivia. We wrap it up with Earl telling an impressive story of how he once stopped a robbery at a Subway. Mamam

Danish opens it up talking about a local police mystery that he can't figure out. After that, he talks about a few interesting things he saw on a recent family trip to the zoo. Moving on from there, there's a great "Brian Holtzman on the road" update. Hear what Holtzman was up to in Vegas with Eleanor Kerrigan. O'Neill talks about some random MMA spectator trying the badass Don Frye at a recent UFC event. Then, it's on to some Dog the Bounty Hunter news! Well, more Dog the Bounty Hunter's adopted daughter news. We go from that into the story of a man whose nose was ruining his life. But then, there was a chance meeting with a plastic surgeon, and the rest was history! We finish up with an allegation made about Drake that is outlandish but possible. It inolves hot sauce.

Danish starts the ep off by talking about a hot "viral salad" he heard about on the radio. And, he asks the super important question: who the hell is still calling in and requesting songs on the radio? After that, there's something else that's really important: an update from last week's show about the GREAT NBA player, Bol Bol. Also, here about the Hollywood restaurant, Horses. "Tell me about those horses...you're a horser." O'Neill expresses his hatred of all things Olympics, and there's sad skiing news. We stumble upon some Jeopardy! (why is there an exclammation after that?) talk. O'Neill throws out an interesting hypothetical and wants to know what it would take to get his buzzer shut down. We then move on from that and discuss a HOT new trend that's sweeping through the world of social media (it involves birds of prey!). Danish talks about bird shows and then Fabio comes up organically. After that, we talk about one woman's harrowing experience during a marathon. Then, it's time for a tale as old as tim

Oh hello there. This episode, we come to you from the beautiful All Things Comedy Studio. If you so choose, you can watch the video of this episode on youtube. Or, you can listen to it. Audio, video, both, pick your poison! It's your party - you can cry if you want to. We open up by talking a little about Bob Saget's untimely passing. Danish tells a story about how a random person brought this subject up to him at a grocery store. After that, some SAINT pulled off a great prank in their local newspaper. Just classic newspaper tom foolery! From there, we move on to some Bol Bol news! About time, right?!? He has some alleged personal issues. Then, it's off to Indianapolis, where a gorgeous house with a VERY special feature is on the market. Who knows, maybe YOU will hear about this and buy it. If so, we'd like to come hang out. Tired of not getting any pickle news? Well, we got your back because this week we've got breaking pickle news, as it pertains to a wood bat baseball league and a risque mascot. We bring

Danish starts the festivities by talking about how a woman sitting behind the bench at an NHL game shared an observation she had with an equipment manager. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with hockey - she was giving him a warning about his health. After that, Danish talks about how a former Comedy Store manager needs to capitalize and go on 90 Day Fiance. Sticking witjh 90 Day Fiance, Danish talks about a current castmates baby daddy (you gotta hear this!). O'Neill discusses a UFC fighter, who is apparently intentionally knocking out his sparring partners. He also shares his thoughts on the current season of Cobra Kai. Then, Danish switches gears and gives a MUCH needed update to a recent story: it's about the woman who was on 90 Day Fiance who started selling her farts in jars. Well, it turns out the business turned out to be not so great for her health. After that, there's discussion of an Indiana legend, Roy Boy Cooper from the Badlands! This guy is an original Tiger King type of dude. Hear how some residen

Yello there. And we're back from our Christmas/New Year's break. Happy new year to you and yours. We hope this is a horser of a year for us all and the world at large. O'Neill starts the show talking about why we are recording via Zoom and talks about his recent trip to the great state of Tennessee. Did Paula Deen's restaurant live up to the hype? Listen and find out what the random woman he met thought about Paula Deenie's weenie's (hot dogs!). Danish talks about some interesting fashion he saw on a recent trip. This leads us down a path talking about authentic cowboys vs. people who just dress like cowboys because they're trying to be cool or get the rub off the real 'boys and 'girls out there. O'Neill details the sweet offer John Little recently gave him, and Danish talks about why John used to be called "the candy cane assassin". A recent DISTURBING video featuring Ari Shaffir and two dogs is discussed. If you seek out this video, viewer discretion is advised and keep in mind, NSFW or really anywhere. Aft

The show starts out talking a little about the Bushman and a little about an open mic legend named Mickey. Both elusive enigmas who left their mark at the Comedy Store. Danish talks a little about the current season of 90 Day Fiance with some news and notes from that beautiful show. After that, it's a competition we had no idea existed...a camel competition in Dubai. It's for BIG prize money (seriously). Get a camel. It's the hot, new investment. Hear all about the seedy underbelly of the camel pageant world. Then, it's back to 90 Day Fiance. Apparently, a former cast member is selling her farts in jars online for big money. What a go-getter! We also talk about how John Little NEEDS to get on 90 Day Fiance. It's a no-brainer for John and TLC. Win-win for all. Let's make this happen in 2022! After that, it's a hot new Tik Tok trend: time travelers making videos to reveal things what will defintely happen. Speaking of things that will happen, a poor couple getting married had NO idea what they were in for when

The show starts out with Danish telling a cautionary tale about the LA Zoo. Baby Barb found herself in quite the pickle there. After that, we give an update on a topic from last week's show. Someone wrote in talking about the street-whip scene in Hawaii (and no, we're not talking about cars). We then move on to a polygamist UFC fighter, and the tale of a polygamist with 150 kids! O'Neill brings up his frustration with something an actoooooooooor said recently. Finally, it's time to move on to this week's entree: the analysis of a woman who was said to have been breastfeeding her cat on a recent flight. This leads to many questions and a lot of pontificating. After that titillating conversation, Danish talks about a delivery driver he saw in a nice whip (this time, we are talking about cars). Last but certainly not least, we talk about a story out of Georgia where a webcam model accidentally discharged a firearm in a VERY delicate area of her body. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AN

The show starts with a wild tale of a man on the streets of LA wielding a bull whip, causing a ruckus in an old fashioned wild West sort of way. There are many questions involving this scenario, which leads us down various paths. Speaking of bulls, Danish explains a scene he recently watched on 90 Day Fiance involving a very special and delicate part of the bull's anatomy. Finally, the Michael Rappaport (background is provided for context) mystery is (kind of) brought a close! We get some answers with an audio clip that was emailed in. Hear what the 'port has to say for himself. After that, Danish reveals that he has a new hero, a 100 year old woman who is a competitive swimmer! What a trailblazer!!! Speaking of trailblazers, we discuss a story involving the 209's own, Nate Diaz, and you guessed it, a Whole Foods. This is a wild tale (as old as time). We finish the show talking about Ari Chauffeur's culinary skills and an item he likes to cook for close to 24 hours. Also, O'Neill talks about a rumor Ari sprea