I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Con of the Century” It was the con of the century Only happens in idiocracies Their heads placed permanently in the sand Forgot to look up to breathe again   Told to not believe what they see nor hear Unless uttered by faux “John Miller” He authored the con of the century On a yuge bathroom stall with a Sharpie   Their delusions quickly became quite clear The con “will set us free”   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

34 Felony Crackdown 1. "Con of the Century" - 0:57 Act I: Dotards and Dons 2. "34 Felony Crackdown" - 5:10 3. "No More Honesty" - 3:12 4. "¡Amar Old Glory Hole!" - 3:31 5. "Withholding the Bribery" - 4:40 6. "Donnie's a Zero" - 3:11 7. "Stormy At Birth" - 3:52 Act II: Harlequins and Fakes 8. "He's Jesus Nowhere" - 4:36 9. "Pisstaker" - 3:24 10. "Harassing All Women and Girls" - 3:52 11. "Daughter's Sexy" - 2:56 12. "¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)" - 3:49 13. "Senseless Mind Syndrome" - 4:18 Act III: You're Accused and Betrayed 14. "You're Accused and Betrayed" - 3:12 15. "Erratic Days" - 4:17 16. "Slim-to-None Funds" - 5:16 17. "Orwellian Poetry" (A. "Woke Insomnia" / B. "Project Real") - 4:26 18. "Right the Right" - 4:34   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

"Expel Ds" (to the tune of Silverchair's "Abuse Me") Need to take some action Getting in their face They just went full fascist Let’s f*ck ‘em in different ways   Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it   Well, they don’t think they’ll suffer But we’ll make sure they do They’ll be running scared And trip on the truth   Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose   Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of there, out of here   Come on, expel Ds, yeah, we’ll fight it Come on, keep tweeting, ‘cause you’ll lose   Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of here Vote the traitors out of there, out of here   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

"MAGA Tears" (to the tune of Cold's "Wasted Years") There’s a meme they post After he gets indicted with thirty felonies Saying life ain’t fair To him and the billions he stole   All the tweets go on out Donations come on in Mad emojis clicked Pressed the caps lock again Blaming allergies Glad tissues are near They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears I’m loving all these MAGA tears I’m loving all these MAGA tears   They think he’s Jesus Christ Porn star spanking him with a rag was the Second “Coming” He’d only save himself A rapist seized in the rapture ‘Stead he’s back down to earth All these troubles that he’ll face Why can’t his demons be erased?   All the tweets go on out Donations come on in Mad emojis clicked Pressed the caps lock again Blaming allergies Glad tissues are near They can’t help but let out some MAGA tears I’m loving all these MAGA tears I’m loving all these MAGA tears I’m loving all these MAGA tears   All the tweets go on out Donations come on in Mad emojis clicked Pressed the caps lock

"Grifts Away" (to the tune of Dobie Gray's "Drift Away") Day after day he files lawsuits For anything, nothing, and/or everything Through it all he has never paid his dues His lawyers snarl and cringe He’s still the same   They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away   He demands your donations all the time Then brags that he’s much richer than you He goes on spouting bigly lies Tells you what you must do Or else he will sue   They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away They give him some treats, then give him some more As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away   And when his bank’s wiped clean He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady They’ll help carry him through If he grabs US by the pu$$y   He’s far weaker than a silly string Far dumber than a deformed, comatos

I dedicate this podcast to Brian Grgurich, who was gay; never given a fair chance in life; and passed way too soon. Rest in peace, my good friend.

In this episode I cover Trump's indictment; what the prosecution will prove; and what the defense will try pulling from their arse. Not only that, I snarkily respond to right-wingers' ridiculously over-the-top commentary regarding their hero's arrest. Such precious snowflakes...   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

"Donnie and the Feds" (to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets") MAGAts, better look on Twitter Donnie raided for nothing ‘Cept stealing something nuclear Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone Who wears a crown So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn For he’s going down   So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out Their heads deep up his ass D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y Without ol’ Donnie’s consent Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5 D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds   MAGAts, they’re coming for you next Clear your search hist’ry And don’t steal White House documents Because watching porn is the same as treason Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise They’re just blind from whacking-off   So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out Their heads deep up his ass D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y Without ol’ Donnie’s consent Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5 D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

In this episode, I discuss the perception vs. the reality that is the Joe Biden presidency thus far. Includes: snark, facts, snarky facts, and facty snarks.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I talk 187 minutes (for 10 minutes); Josh Hawley resembling a chicken; and Clark Kent, all while providing my best/worst impressions of Adam Kinzinger, Steve Bannon, and of course, Donald Trump.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I break down the 7th January 6th hearing. Said breakdown includes Donald Trump and Alex Jones impressions, as well as a comparison between the former and a specific type of excrement. Enjoy.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I light up and then explode at the Republican Party for ruining the 4th of July, bigly.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I relay my belated thoughts on the Cassidy Hutchinson testimony. My 4-year-old son says I'm the "best," so it's more exciting than it sounds.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I tell anti-choice men without uteruses/uteri what they can do to themselves.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

Here's my snarky analysis on session #5 of the January 6th hearings.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I snarkily dissect the 2022 Texas Republicans resolution. No matter how crazy you figure it is, yeah, it's crazier than that.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

In this episode, I present my thoughts on session #4 of the January 6th hearings. If I had to sum it up in 3 words and 1 abbreviation, it'd be "Trump is guilty AF."   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (to the tune of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)") When he wakes up, well, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he’s Dinesh D’Souza When he speaks out, yeah, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move If he posts tweets, well, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he’s foreign to the truth And if he shoots a film, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie like a no-good felon would do   But they would watch two-thousand mules And they would watch two-thousand more Just so they can claim that votes were stolen While living in Natives’ home   When he’s working, yes, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because that’s what pro liars do And when caught porking his Christian mistress named Sue He’ll give money to her and her husband too When he gets charged (when he gets charged), oh, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2 And if he goes there, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie, because that’s all D’S

In this episode, I talk about the third January 6th hearing, mainly focusing my attention on why Mike Pence isn't the hero many are claiming he is.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

What do Washington Commanders defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio and Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitcher Jason Adam have in common? They lend credence to the dumb-jock stereotype. In this episode, I snarkily dissect a couple of their recent such comments.   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki   Facebook https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/